My coworker has not stopped coughing since like the beginning of November. Not exaggerating, it's RARE to go 5 minutes without her coughing. I've seen her multiple times coughing and not covering her mouth. She's been here nine minutes and already sneezed 4 times, coughed like 100 and blown her nose twice. If this bitch gets me sick, I'mma be PISSED. I have 17 people coming over on Monday, including 4 people in their 80s and a 9 month old. And I have 11 different cookies/baked goods to make and lasagnas for all these people. I cannot get sick. I will punch her.
So my agent that I hate at work? Got me a $250 "google assistant" for Christmas and donated $100 to PANcan. I am floored. I can't believe he was so generous. I need to try harder to be nice to this guy.