Dear Boss,
There's literally absolutely no need for you to be in my office...really ever. Email me.
Also, when you email me, it goes into a queue. And I will do it, when I see fit to do it. I'm behind on everything, everyone wants their stuff, and the only thing I'm prioritizing is my mental health in this job. So, when you think you're "helping" and really, it's just "If I do A, will that get you to Q sooner?", fuck you and your ":help" offer. I'll get to Q when I'm goddamn ready to, not before, and nothing you do is going to make me change this. Your bonus is NOT my emergency, concern, or priority.
So, quite frankly, fvck all the way off.
Varuna
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