Dear Prudence,
I just finalized a long-awaited divorce and am finally rid of the worthless piece of shit. My friends and I are planning to throw a party to celebrate. My mother, however, is giving me grief over this because she thinks it’s in poor taste and that the end of a marriage is a “tragedy.” She has remained in a wretched marriage to my father, and neither of them can stand the other, so she’s one to talk! May I tell her to shut up already?