Haven't seen one of these in a while, thought it would get me through the rest fo the day...
Dear Dream Job,
Please call me for an interview soon, like today, right now would be good actually. I really don't want to wait till the New Year if at all possible.
Sincerely,
the best person for the job
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Dear BF's Mom/Dad,
Its super cool that you've offered to help us pay for our wedding, even though we are not even engaged. I know its b/c you care about us and want to see us have a wonderful day. But now that I know that we can have wedding sooner then we thought, I'll I want to do is look at wedding stuff. This is a problem. Please never mention weddings to me again until I get that ring.
Hugs,
your FDIL
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Dear BF,
If you are thinking of popping the question soon, please do it before sis's BF pop's the question to her. You know I'm cool, but if you do it after my sis will kill you, since she feels she never gets the spot light. So, I know you are friends with her BF and facebook so figure this sh!t out. Though if you are planning on proposing in Japan, say some place like this:
then sis will just have to get over it

Love,
Your awesome GF
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Dear stupid mindless project at work,
please finish yourself.
kthanxbye,
girl trapped in windowless room...