I'm so glad that my facebook friends constantly update their statuses telling me about the mundane things they are doing with their "amazing" significant others. I'm so glad they've freed up all the time I used to spend wondering if they were in relationships with dirt bags or not.
"but you're SO FUNNY, button! you're so funny i kind of want to crawl into your skin and wear it as my own. " - NarwhalYou, my dear, are the Queen of the Beebees. Here's a tiara