So I have to admit that I'm more open in talking about certain topics on line cause well I will probably not ever meet most of you lovely ladies. So if you're reading the following and start thinking "How can she share this?" Its cause I'm person that shares, sometimes too much. I love my FI and I know what a wild child, charmer, man whore he was, and I emphasize WAS. Never cheated, just a serial dater. Anyways here's a funny story from this past weekend.
On Thursday were at Fi's parents house having our dessert after dinner. There's his parents, his siblings and another family that they have have known for a long time. All of a sudden FI's phone rings and the whole room gets quite. FI looks at the phone and its a private number, he looks at me and I look at him telling him to go ahead and pick it up. Cause I'm curious. Since I'm sitting right next to him I can hear its a female. All I can hear next is that she says she is alone on Thanksgiving, I can't hear the rest and next thing I know FI hits end call really quickly and drops his phone on the table like a hot potato. We're all wondering what the hell just happened but before anyone can ask the phone rings again. FI looks scared to answer it so I pick it up and answer the call. There is a girl on the line and she tells me she would like to talk to FI. I told her he was busy and that I be happy to take a message. I ask her, her name and she tells me its Heidi and that she would like him to call her when he can.
I proceed to tell her that it seems he doesn't know a Heidi (look of confusion on FI's face confirms that) and here is what she said "Just tell *Insert FI's name* that Heidi called, he'll know who I am" and before I can say anything else she hangs up on me. I ask FI what she had said to him to make him hang up abruptly and toss his phone and he tells me its not appropriate for the table. Later when I corner him Heidi had told him "Hey I'm all alone on Thanksgiving, so why don't you come over and stick your sausage..." and that was when FI realized what was happening and hung up. FI doesn't remember a Heidi and thinks its someone messing with him. I kept teasing him all night about it, and one of his younger siblings teased him that his man-whore past is coming back to haunt him.
So what about you ladies, any encounters that ended up funny or otherwise?