So my boss was reading me a part number so that I could place an order that had both letters and numbers. So he was doing the typical "C as in Charlie, A as in Alpha" etc. There was an R in one of the numbers and he said "R as in Rectum" and then automatically had a look of shock on his face like "what the hell did I just say". I just busted out laughing and couldn't stop for like 5 minutes. I don't know why it struck me as so funny, but seriously? Rectum is the first word that comes to mind for R? Ha ha.
And FI sent me this a while ago, but it's freakin hillarious, so I thought I'd share (and I sooo want a dog like this so I can dress him up the same way):
Any funnies you'd like to share??