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Patsa?

OK u guyz. U no I am murried now n i ned to hav babbies. So i wuz tinking bout Sunburd's slotty patsa and I tink it's a gud idea to get my hubs on the babby-mackin train.

Wat do u put in slotty patsa? I wuz tinkin i cud use Preggo patsa sause since den i cud get preggo! Wat do u tink? if i use prego sause will i get prego fatser?

TELL ME UR RESUMES!
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Re: Patsa?

  • Elle1036Elle1036 member
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    edited December 2011
    Definitely use Prego brand.  I think Prego makes a vodka sauce, too, and we all know that vodka plays a significant role in reproduction.
  • calindicalindi member
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    edited December 2011
    U gotz 2 put sum viagra in dat shiz 2 git uz hubby all horny n shiz.  Den he be all ova ur junk, n u will b preggerz b4 u no!

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  • edited December 2011
    Gaaahaha. 
  • PaigeMcCPaigeMcC member
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    edited December 2011
    i agrrre wif  cat.  U needz vigra.  N u needz preggo 2 mak u preggo.   N u alzo need 2 make sur u haz "HOLE WHET PASTA" so u have a hole baby.  

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  • leia1979leia1979 member
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    edited December 2011
    Ooh yah...Preggo Vodka sos iz teh shiznit! 4 realz!!!!!
  • edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_patsa?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:2b3a127a-7707-4af6-8b8b-838cf9332931Post:cb363599-b89f-4217-9a14-92f7c94dc9b7">Re: Patsa?</a>:
    [QUOTE] N u alzo need 2 make sur u haz "HOLE WHET PASTA" so u have a hole baby.  
    Posted by PaigeMcC[/QUOTE]


    OMG GUD PINT!
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  • desertsundesertsun member
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    edited December 2011
    Youz need dis peckeroni stuf:


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  • luvdncn90luvdncn90 member
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    edited December 2011
    if dis wurks n i gt preggo wll he murry mee??? i jus wanna gt mrried!!!
  • SKP82SKP82 member
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    edited December 2011

    Gurrrl, that iz a gud plan!  Ur so smart.  U shud mak shur to fix him sumin gud to drink to that will keep hiz nrg up after eatin' all that patsa.  My man's most favoritest is hypnotic and red bull.  Keeps hiz shitz goin' all night!  Wut wut!

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  • calindicalindi member
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    edited December 2011
    (Side note: I don't know how these people do it.  It's exhausting and time consuming to write this poorly or to try to read it.)

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  • Elle1036Elle1036 member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_patsa?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:2b3a127a-7707-4af6-8b8b-838cf9332931Post:e68aed7a-3fc0-463a-9a28-141b60c35903">Re: Patsa?</a>:
    [QUOTE](Side note: I don't know how these people do it.  It's exhausting and time consuming to write this poorly or to try to read it.)
    Posted by calindi[/QUOTE]

    Agreed.  I tried to write that way in my post, but I only made it a few words before I got a headache and gave up.
  • SKP82SKP82 member
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    edited December 2011
    LOL @ cate

    CRAP - Desert - your link was blocked on my work computer!  haha.


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  • desertsundesertsun member
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    Uh oh, SKP! Sorry! 

    But also...LOL!
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  • AudgiePodgeAudgiePodge member
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    edited December 2011
    No, no. You're doing it wrong.  You have the kid, THEN you get married. Your marriage isn't even valid.
    I'm not good at feelings.

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  • PaigeMcCPaigeMcC member
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    edited December 2011

    Mak sure u also use nostik pan fer cookin' preggo pasta othrwize tha baby might not cum out eazy.


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  • leia1979leia1979 member
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    edited December 2011
    Why U cookin it in a pan? U makin fried 'sketti? Make patsa in a pot, duh!

    But U so right bout nostik. Put sum oil to make it nice n slippy.
  • edited December 2011
    lol, slippy.
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  • SKP82SKP82 member
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    edited December 2011
    Sunbird iz rite. U got 2 dres reel sluty.  Get out yo applbotum jeanz n mak shur ur thong iz showin' cuz dat is sexi!
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  • edited December 2011
    OMG. I am laughing to the point of tears. You guys are hysterical. Oops I mean histerrikal.

    Did I miss something? An illiterate troll, perhaps?

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  • edited December 2011
    Nope, this is my alter-ego. Nega-Jeana.
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  • edited December 2011
    Oooh I see. This is the offshoot of bj's and anal!  xD

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  • edited December 2011
    MY EYES....THEY BURN!

    tow mush speel liek dees!
  • MLekathLEENMLekathLEEN member
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    edited December 2011
    This made waking up at 3am to make it to an oversold flight i wouldnt get on almost worth it. That, and FI just rented a corvette for the next few hours were stuck in Tampa.
  • calindicalindi member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_patsa?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:2b3a127a-7707-4af6-8b8b-838cf9332931Post:7e04422f-d76b-4acd-9e55-0c2d7be12d44">Re: Patsa?</a>:
    [QUOTE]This made waking up at 3am to make it to an oversold flight i wouldnt get on almost worth it. That, and FI just rented a corvette for the next few hours were stuck in Tampa.
    Posted by MLekathLEEN[/QUOTE]

    Sorry about the flight!  Oh la la on the car!  How long are you stuck in my sunny snowless state?  Tampa's gorgeous!  Did the airline compensate you at all?

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  • MLekathLEENMLekathLEEN member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_patsa?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:2b3a127a-7707-4af6-8b8b-838cf9332931Post:4f9337a3-42fa-4651-a578-a3a70b237a4b">Re: Patsa?</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Patsa? : Sorry about the flight!  Oh la la on the car!  How long are you stuck in my sunny snowless state?  Tampa's gorgeous!  Did the airline compensate you at all?
    Posted by calindi[/QUOTE]



    FIs an airline employee so we were flying standby and for free anyways. The next flight out is at noonish. If I can't get on that flight I might just buck up a buy a confirmed seat home on another airline.
  • PaigeMcCPaigeMcC member
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    edited December 2011
    slooty pasta.  nommm

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