Open Letter Wednesday

peekaboo2011

Dear Lab Maintenance,

Yes, I realize that you have to install bookcases in the office behind mine.  However, it is BEYOND inappropriate to do so while I'm trying to get work done.  As happy as I am that you started AFTER my interview this morning, I did not appreciate the scolding I got for shutting my door while I was on the phone.  Had I left it open, I would not have been offered the opportunity to move the process forward.  Now STFU while I try and get my spectrographs done.

No Love,

Annoyed Intern

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Dear Lunar,

I hope you have an amazing birthday!  Lots of love to you!!!

Love,

Peek

PS - You should have mail tomorrow

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Dear BF,

TWO DAYS.

Love,

GF

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Dear Company,

PLEASE hire me.  ASAP.

Love,

Desperate.

KikiMira

Dear freezing,

 Please for the love of god take today, I hate having anything done on my mouth when I am not numb.

Love, Terrified

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Dear Boss,

 Since when did maid get added to my "office manager" title, Vacuum your own office.

No Love,  Annoyed

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Dearest co worker,

 I try to be nice to you, but no more. You are a B!tch and expect your same attitude back. You deserve everything you are getting.

Love Me!

That is all.... lol

Peek - I would loose it.... Shutting the door would be the least of there concern if it was me. I hope they finish up fast and leave you alone.

NurseyK

Dear Mom and Sis,
Thank you for putting together my shower. It means so much to me that you are actually showing that you care about my happiness about the wedding. I know it's been a long 9 months, but I do appreciate you trying to do something nice for me without any negativity,
- Relieved

Dear FI,
Thank you for whisking me away on a weekend trip. We really needed the R&R. I especially appreciated that we set aside time every day to focus on our marriage prep books to get it done and minimized wedding talk. IThank you for making time to talk about and make big decisions regarding our future. I also love that I am still learning more about you every day.
Love, excited to be your wife in 17 days!

Dear new supervisor,
You were a better analyst than sup. Know your role and quit being douchy to me.
- Frustrated

cu97tiger

Dear landscapers,

Please come through with a nice design and a lower cost than the first guy.

Love,

Couple who are crazy enough to landscape in the last month before the wedding.

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Dear Bri,

My heart aches for all you're going through now. If I could take some of that pain from you, I totally would.

Love,

Tiger

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Dear food,

get in my belly

me

peekaboo2011

I have one more. This isn't meant to offend anyone.

Dear Rick Santorum,

Please just sit down.  There is no way that you are making a serious bid for the presidency this year.  You are scaring the bejeezus out of me.

-Terrified.

IrishDreamer

Dear Move in Date -

AGH!!!!! I'm going to go a bit insane for a week or two, trying to move office buildings while prepping for our biggest marketing event of the year, the Home Expo. *sigh* I must keep telling myself, "I'm superwoman, I'm superwoman"...

Sincerely,
Working my assssssss off
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Dear Peek,

Thank you for our Skype Date last night - I needed it. I you, hard. All my fingers, toes, and eyes are crossed for good lucks!!

Love,
Grateful Irish
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Dear Tiger,

Really?? You are landscaping before the wedding??? Wowsers, lady!! LOL
GOOD LUCK!! I hope it works out for you

Love
Irish
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Dear applications,

I could use some uplifting, good news - Could you work on something like that??  Please and thank you

A tired of the same BS, Irish
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Swazzle

Dear Bri,

I wish I could take away some of the stuff you've been dealing with lately.  You're so strong & you will get through all of it & be even stronger in the end.  Love you! 

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Dear BFF,

I don't know why you think I would want to go to my ex-BF's bar for your birthday/fundraiser.  I'll gladly celebrate with you in PR & make a donation but I have no interest in hanging out with my ex, sorry. 

polkadot111

Dear exam to become a social worker,

Be passable for me please. I don't want to spend $230 again to take you a second time.

Me

Dear FI,

I don't like being crabby with you, but for some reason I am super duper crabby at the moment and have been the past week. I hate it. Hopefully this weekend together makes it better. Although I dont know why you would want to even come be near me when I'm a emotional wreck all the dang time.

Love,

me

HULU

Dear Wednesday,

Please be merciful today. I'm still a little sick, and my ear is actually getting better, so please, don't fvck it up for me.

Employee

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Dear Police,

I know I have a headlight out, but unfortunately I don't have much of a paycheck this week and have bills to pay. Please don't pull me over. I'll get it replaced as soon as possible.

Paranoid Driver

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Dear sickness,

Please go away. I've got stuff to do.

Me

LizzyTish88

Dear Bri,
You will get through this. I'm just a quick jaunt up the pike, along with the other Boston ladies. Your constantly in my thoughts. Love and miss you!

Dear Souza, Liv, Shoes,
Miss you biitches. WHEN do we get to get together again?? I could use a night of Sangria! Only if it tastes like summer though...

Dear coworker,
WHAT THE EFF DO YOU ACTUALLY DO? You know what I really don't even care. Tread lightly because you are annoying everyone around here, and they are making some changes very soon. But until that time comes, I am STILL not going to do all your shiit. Good luck figuring it all out.
PS watching you squirm is the best thing ever!

Dear basketball team,
Please don't start your tournament until tomorrow, I would really like to get my team into the gym tonight for practice. Please and thank you!!

HULU

Dear potential customers,

If you come into the store today, you may get shot. Just saying. Might want to stay at home. Better safe than sorry, right?

Sick employee who would like a quiet, slow night at work.

csousa1

Dear Lunar,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope you have an amazing birthday night ahead And/or that you celebrate it more this week/weekend

Love,
Sousa

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Dear Bri,

I am so sorry that you are going through so much crap right now. I think you are amazingly strong, and I hope the universe eases up on you soon and gives you something nice. Or else I'm kicking the universe in the balls.

Love,
Sousa

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Dear BFF,

Stop, just stop. There are now officially way too many reasons to leave for you to be staying. I don't know what you are holding on to, but you need to let go and get away from H. If, like you believe, this really isn't her and she is having a nervous fucking break down, then let her do it on her own. If she figures it out and comes crawling back to kiss your ass, then you can consider taking her back. But you don't need to stick around to be dragged through the mud and continue sacrificing pieces of yourself for the joke she has turned your marriage into. Get away, take care of yourself, and be well.

Love,
Not going to sit by and pretend I'm ok with watching you get the emotional sh!t kicked out of you

lunarsongbird

Dear Dad,
Please, please feel better soon.

Dear Infection,
Please don't be antibiotic resistant. And go f-yourself.

Dear God,
Please listen.

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Dear Andrew,
It would be awesome if you could do a little something nice for my birthday today. I am really really looking forward to our dinner next Sunday...but just a card today...that would be nice.
SIncerely,
Your loving, tired, and kinda bummed birthday girl.

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Dear Liv,
I my flowers more then you know. You single handedly made my birthday not suck.
LOVE YOU.

Dear Peek,
Mail? I LOVE MAIL. Also...so unexpected.

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Dear Ladies,

I miss you a TON. I have big goals at work now...and I'm not even knotting and I still can't meet my stupid goals. ::sigh::

bethsmiles

Dear Roommate,

Did you seriously have a party in our apartment two nights in a row without even telling me about it beforehand? You don't do your dishes unless they've been sitting in the sink for at least a week which is disgusting and now you throw random parties in the middle of the week without even giving me a heads up. I know I'm quiet and spend most of the time in my room or at my boyfriends so it's like I'm not even here, but I am here. So do your dishes and at least let me know if you are going to throw a party in our apartment on a Monday and a Tuesday night.

[Deleted User]

dear Spring,

thank you for coming today.  I love you.

love, love, LOVE!!
Coco


dear garden,

you are looking so beautiful!  can't wait until you're finished and I can start planting my lettuce, cabbage, broccoli, and brussels.  maybe some onions too?  we're going to be spending lots of time together!

love,
Coco


dear H's job interview,

please go well!

lots of love,
Coco

bsidebella

Dear headache,
Go away. I have too much to do today for you to get in my way. GTFO or I'll evict you.
No love,
Me.

QuiltingNurse

Dear Work, 

Could you please be mean to a few people so they quit and I could get a permanent position? It would make me very happy.

Thanks, your employee who loves her job and wants to work more.

Dear Hospital I applied to,

Please hire me. I would like a second job and I'm pretty good at what I do.

Regards, Girl who likes money.

Dear stomach,

I've been home since Friday night, no more Dominican food is entering you. Please stop hurting and return to normal. I am getting very unhappy with this pain, and it's about time you go back to normal. Please?

Love.

loves2shop4shoes

Dear Family,

Sigh.  Enough with the drama.  Fo realz.  UGH.

-Shoes

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Dear Lunar,

Happy Birthdayyyyyyyyyyy!

Love, Shoes

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Dear Bri,

I'm here for you.  I'm so sorry you're going through such a tough time.

Love, Shoes

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Dear FI,

We really need to hit the lotto.  I want to stay home and snuggle you all day, every day.

Love,  Snuggler

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desertsun

Dear Facilities Management,

Please get your shiit together. First it was the vents blowing on high all day every day. I couldn't hear myself think. For weeks. Now today, it is 90 fvcking degrees at my desk and I'm about to lose my damn mind.

Thanks,
Overheated Preggo


Dear Lunar,

Happy birthday!


Dear Bri,

::HUGS::

Peaseblossom55

Dear Director of the show I just auditioned for:

really?  I'm totally inappropriate for this role.  I hope you realize.  I'm thinkin this may be a pitty call back.

Sincerely,

Confused Actress

Dear Weather,

Please stay like this. It makes me happy.