Open Letter Wednesday

Peaseblossom55

Dear Molly,

I'd like not to visit the dealership tonight, but you are going to make me aren't you?  Can you get your auto start to work?  Thanks,

New car owner

Dear Aunt F,

I know you love me & are happy for me.  I get you are joking too,(I hope) but I don't finding offering to beat up my BF because he hasn't proposed a great idea, on the day of my sister's wedding nonetheless. Stay klassy.

From
Niece

Dear BF,

Please start packing stuff up and getting motivated here.  I am beyond excited & can't wait to live together.
Love,

Your impatient GF

Elle1036

Dear TK mobile, Please don't eff up this post. Elle Dear brothers and OoT friends, Get here soon. Signed, Clock watcher Dear Audrua and Buggle, Zomgyaybbq2!;92' Love, Excited Dear wholesale wedding flowers, Please arrive in decent shape. Sincerely, Nervous bride Dear body, Please squeeze into that dress on Saturday. I promise to start feeding you again Saturday night. Thanks, Mind

jemmini6

Dear work,

You better go by fast and not be anywhere close to as busy as you were yesterday.  It's my birthday, I don't even want to be here.

Sincerely,
Wants to go home


Dear Kitty,

I know you missed us this weekend, but meowing every hour because I'm not petting you while I'm sleeping is getting old already.  Just lay down and go to sleep like a normal cat.

Love,
Your tired mommy

motoLyn

Dear Elle,

 I hope you and Nick have a spectacular day celebrating your love for one another with your family and friends.  PLEASE eat as much yummy food and cake for me! 

Love,
Moto


Dear Me,

I really need you to get your ass in gear and get final details done so we can pack up and get ready for our trip. Come on 9 days till we board that plane.  I know you'll be excited once everything is taken care of.

Signed,
Do not forget your dress

Dear Danish Man,

Thank you for honoring my culture and agreeing to wear the Vietnamese man dress this Sunday for the Tea Ceremony.  I think you look handsome in it and I can't wait to see you walk up with your procession of family, friends and groomsmen so you can "Buy me" from my parents.  LoL!

Love,
Soon to be Mrs. Danish Man

lennonkdc

Dear Dream Job,

I just applied, 

so this might sounds crazy, 

but I hate my job, 

so call me, maybe?

Love, 

Old person using tween pop reference

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Dear body,

Please spontaneously lose 15 lbs. 

Thanks,

Person who really hates working out

LaSak87

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_open-letter-wednesday-40?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:53ce369a-ce8d-4e8b-a363-98e2f2ba7f92Post:1745135a-08d8-45d8-b16f-a631bce11e98">Re: Open Letter Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE]<strong>Dear Dream Job, I just applied,  so this might sounds crazy,  but I hate my job,  so call me, maybe? Love,  Old person using tween pop reference</strong> *** Dear body, Please spontaneously lose 15 lbs.  Thanks, Person who really hates working out
Posted by lennonkdc[/QUOTE]
I love this.

Dear DH,
Thank you so much for stepping up and taking care of me while I've been feeling sucky.
Love,
DW

Dear crappy TV,
Thank you for keeping me entertained and halting all productivity.
Forever lazy,
Brain turning to mush

Peaseblossom55

Happy birthday Jemmini

GoldenPenguin

Dear Lennon,

You just made me pee a little bit. I love you.

BBQ

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Dear Boston,

I'm coming back!! Please love me this time, so I can stay.

Thanks,
Bri

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Dear Momma,

I told you I was coming home on Saturday. How effing surprised are you going to be when I show up on Friday?

Mwahahaha.

Love,
your favorite daughter

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Dear Shoes,

I'm going to snuggle the SHIIIT out of you tomorrow night.

Love,
BriBQ

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Dear RDR,

Can we Skype our normal lives all the time? I loved it.

Love you,
Sisser

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Dear Elle,

I can't wait to see how effing gorgeous you are this weekend!! I demand pictures, immediately!!

Love you pretty girl!!
Bri

abwatts

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_open-letter-wednesday-40?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:53ce369a-ce8d-4e8b-a363-98e2f2ba7f92Post:1745135a-08d8-45d8-b16f-a631bce11e98">Re: Open Letter Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE]<strong>Dear Dream Job, I just applied,  so this might sounds crazy,  but I hate my job,  so call me, maybe? Love,  Old person using tween pop reference</strong> [/QUOTE]

Can I second this?

Dear Elle,
Congratulations!

Dear Me,
Calm down. They will call. What is meant to be will be. Just be cool. You have done everything you could, and you know they are interested. Now stay cool, and stop spontaneously crying because your anxious. It doesn't help. And whatever you do don't puke. Its your year!
Love,
Crazy ME

Elle1036

Dear all of NEY, Thanks so much for all the love and support you've given me over the course of my engagement. I'm so lucky to have been able share this with all of you! Love, Elle

IrishDreamer

Dear Elle, Omg, this Saturday!!! I'm so happy for you, I can't wait to set pictures!!!! You will be beautiful!! Love Irish Dear apartment complex, Really? You need to add to my week? Suck it. No love, Tired of apartment BS Dear employers, Call me. Please and thank you. Lady that wants to move home Boss man, Suck it. That is all. No love, Tired employee Dear Lennon, We need to do a g2g. Just saying. Irish Stina, See above letter. Irish. Dear Ollie, I love you. We are so similar, and you help keep my ass in check. You need to deal with J and move with me : just saying. Love, Your adopted little sister

becunning2

Dear Studly,

I heart you so much. You have no idea. And it's the littles things... like you recording Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Making the Team on the DVR and then watching it with me, and then spontaneously doing something just like them to make me giggle.

Huggles,
Me

Dear coursework,

Ugh. Why did I decide an Ed.D. was a good idea?

Go away,
Wishing I had time off.

melmac86

Dear Work,

Can't you do yourself today? I want to hang out on NEY and do nothing else.

Please?

Lazy Today

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Dear IRL friends,

Thank you for cheering me up. I'm excited to have you over on Saturday to celebrate my 26 years.

Love,

Me

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Dear Dexter,

You are being a major Ahole lately. I'm tired of you attacking Murphy and creating clumps of white fur flying through the air. What's you major malfunction? Please get a new attitude. Nobody likes you right now.

From,

Concerned cat momma

lovelyheather

Dear Wednesday,

I had a dream that it was Friday.  Why are you not Friday?

Sincerely,
Disappointed

Dear dress that I ordered,

I'm really excitied that you will be waiting for me when I get home from work.  Please, please fit.  I really don't want to go back to the mall, again.

-Heather

peekaboo2011

Dear Week,

You're now unwelcome.

Goodbye,
I need weekend.

leia1979

Dear Elle,

I'm so excited for you! Even though I can't be there, it's marked on my calendar. I'll be thinking of you and awaiting updates from Buggle and Audrewuh. I know you will be a beautiful bride and will have a wonderful day.

Love,
Leia


And on a completely different note:

Dear California voters,

Did you not understand Prop 28 or did you really want to increase term limits for your politicians? I really think it's the former, because the argument that 6 years isn't enough time for politicians to get good at their jobs is ridiculous!

Sincerely,
Voter who actually read the amendment

[For non-Californians, this was a prop that reduced term limit totals from 14 years to 12, but increased the time you could spend in the senate or assembly from 6 or 8 years to 12. Since few people serve in both houses, we've effectively increased how long peole can stay in office.]

Swazzle

Dear Bri,
That was the best Skype date EVARRR. Love you!

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Dear Elle,

I am so beyond excited for you & hope there are 29478238941 million pictures posted by you, Aud, & Buggle! You're going to be stunning

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Dear Devils,

I really don't want to cry like a baby tonight so please win this game. Don't get shut out in the finals, please, I'm begging you. 

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Dear FI,

I love when you get me presents but I hate when you tell me about it before hand. I have no patience & I'm a Nosy McNoserson. Is it here yet?!

SpartanCat

Dear Me,

Please start going to bed earlier or stop hitting the snooze button so much. It would be nice to have breakfast at home for once.

Thanks,

Hungry at work

Elle1036

Dear Lyn, Bri, Irish, Leia, and rdr, You bitches just made me cry. Love love love, Elle

audrewuh

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_open-letter-wednesday-40?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:53ce369a-ce8d-4e8b-a363-98e2f2ba7f92Post:f4890d17-3deb-410b-92ec-9e28ca048ca9">Re:Open Letter Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear TK mobile, Please don't eff up this post. Elle Dear brothers and OoT friends, Get here soon. Signed, Clock watcher <strong>Dear Audrua and Buggle, Zomgyaybbq2!;92' Love, Excited</strong> Dear wholesale wedding flowers, Please arrive in decent shape. Sincerely, Nervous bride Dear body, Please squeeze into that dress on Saturday. I promise to start feeding you again Saturday night. Thanks, Mind
Posted by Elle1036[/QUOTE]

<div>A-jyess!!!</div><div>
</div><div>Dear Elle, </div><div>
</div><div>Your wedding day is going to be absolutely beautiful and I can't wait to see you and Nick lookin all hot and stuff. Also, I can't wait to see you again in general! </div><div>
</div><div>Love, </div><div>Super stoked Aud</div><div>
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</div><div>Dear Buggle, </div><div>
</div><div>You were a jerk and didn't text me when you got to the airport this morning. I'm putting you on NEY blast because you hurt my feelings. I hope your 2 hour layover goes quickly and I can't wait to see you in a few short hours!!</div><div>
</div><div>Love,</div><div>SUPER EXCITED!</div><div>
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</div><div>Dear job, </div><div>
</div><div>Please, don't collapse when I'm gone tomorrow. I tried to get everything done today that needed to be done. </div><div>
</div><div>Sincerely,</div><div>Overworked and stressed out</div><div>
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</div><div>Dear Boston,</div><div>
</div><div>Be nice to Bri! Give her a job!</div><div>
</div><div>Love,</div><div>Girl who wants great things for Bri!</div><div>
</div><div>---------------------------</div><div>
</div><div>Dear Galveston,</div><div>
</div><div>Free parking I can haz? I really hate that you took away free parking on the sea wall....</div><div>
</div><div>Hoping for luck,</div><div>Audrewuh</div><div>
</div><div>
</div>

Elle1036

In Response to Re:Open Letter Wednesday:Dear Elle,I wish that JK Rowling had given us a glimse of Harry and Ginny's wedding so I'd have an appropriate quote for this occasion. But instead, I'll just say that you'll make a beautiful bride and I'm so happy for you.Love,Liv Posted by LivLeighton Thank you. 3 Eta: that 3 is half of a heart. Stupid mobile site.

melizabethp

Dear TK,

Ditto others who said "please don't eat this post."

xoxo,

an annoyed NEY-er

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Dear work,

OMG. I am leaving you in two days. Prepare for me to start getting sentimental. While I am grateful to no longer have to deal with the many colleagues I want to punch & policies that make me want to punch myself in the head, there are some people I'm really going to miss. And while I won't miss the horrible hours or the general instability of my industry or being taken advantage of for young & hungry, I'm going to miss the craziness of the newsroom, the chance to tell people's stories, the awesome responsibility of holding people in power accountable, the many awesome things about being a reporter.

I know I'm doing the right thing, for so, so, SO many reasons, but I'm not totally emotionally ready to leave y'all.

However, if you hear me say I've changed my mind, please feel free to punch me.

Best,

me

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Dear Hannibal, as in the whole town,

You are insane & beautiful. I am so blessed to have been able to cover you the last two years, and I will genuinely miss you. I am totally leaving a piece of my heart with you.

Best,

I swear it's not just because I love Mark Twain

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Dear Mom,

Thanks for coming up today to hang out with me, meet my crazy coworkers, take me out to lunch & help me pack/clean this disaster of an apartment. You don't know how much this means to me. This is such a stressful move, and you have helped take a significant amount of panic out of it. You are the best mommy ever. (And yes, at moments like this, when I am quite dependent on you even though I am almost 28, I totally get to call you Mommy.)

Love,

your firstborn

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Dear SO,

I am looking soooooo forward to finally going on vacation with you next weekend, even though it's just 48 hours in Chicago. We're going to have so much fun! And thanks for randomly deciding yesterday morning to buy Cubs tickets for while we're there -- I'm so excited to finally see Wrigley Field (& my first ballgame outside St. Louis) that I can get over seeing a team I hate to do it.

Love you,

your sweetie

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Dear movers,

Five days. Don't eff up.

Regards,

I'm paying you $1500 not to eff up

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Dear new landlady,

Answer your damn phone.

Regards,

you are literally the last person I need to talk to before I load up the moving truck