Random & Inappropriate Questions

Swazzle

1) What did you have for breakfast?

2) What is for lunch?

3) Do you like guacamole?

4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist?

b) For a massage?

c) For a pedicure?

d) For a bikini wax?

6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)?

7) Where were you the first time you had sex?

8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

9) Do you enjoy oral sex?

10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

11) Who is your girl-crush?

12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

13) Do you poop frequently?

14) Show me your poop face.

Swazzle

1) What did you have for breakfast?

An everything bagel with cream cheese

2) What is for lunch?

A meatball parm

3) Do you like guacamole?

I should be in guacaholics anonymous

4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?

Always. And definitely with my eyes.

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? Yes

b) For a massage? Yes

c) For a pedicure? Yes

d) For a bikini wax? Yes

6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)?

At the current moment, yes.  I have a wax appointment this week, though.

7) Where were you the first time you had sex?

On the couch in my house while my parents were asleep upstairs. Klassy.

8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

A pier where the ferries come & go in NYC 

9) Do you enjoy oral sex?

Very much so.

10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

My left nipple inverts after I work out.

11) Who is your girl-crush?

Olivia Wilde & Kate Beckinsale

12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

More times than I can count but not anytime recently.

13) Do you poop frequently?

I unfortunately do not.

14) Show me your poop face.

LoveBug82510

1) What did you have for breakfast? 2 cups of coffee and toast with nutella spread on it.

2) What is for lunch?  PB&J w/chocolate milk. Yum.

3) Do you like guacamole?  eh, no.

4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)? occassionally....

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? yes

b) For a massage? yes

c) For a pedicure? yes

d) For a bikini wax? uh, I do my own. I don't want any random person I don't necessarily trust down there. thankyouverymuch.

6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)? uh..no

7) Where were you the first time you had sex? the back seat of my buick when I turned 17.

8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex? On my boyfriends boat, while out in the ocean....

9) Do you enjoy oral sex?  eh, depends on my mood.

10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird? nope.

11) Who is your girl-crush? Jennifer Love-Hewitt.  She is HOT.

12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol? yea, when I was an amateur drinker.  Now, I've had my experience so I know exactly where my limits are.

13) Do you poop frequently? yea

14) Show me your poop face. rather not.

Stina51286

1) What did you have for breakfast?

 FI made me an egg sandwich

2) What is for lunch?

Some homemade noodle, beef, tomato, cheese skillet thing I made Sun night.

3) Do you like guacamole?

Love

4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?

Nope

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? Yes

b) For a massage? Yes

c) For a pedicure? Yes

d) For a bikini wax? Never had one

6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)?

baahhhhaaha should I get my mirror out and check?

7) Where were you the first time you had sex?

Bedroom

8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

Im lame, parked car

9) Do you enjoy oral sex?

Yup

10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

Nope

11) Who is your girl-crush?

Hmmm Ill have to think about this one...

12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

Umm this happens way too frequently for me for no apparent reason. It can be one drink or ten, depends on the day.

13) Do you poop frequently?

Every morning!

14) Show me your poop face.

I cant get them to work from work.

csousa1

1) What did you have for breakfast?

An egg, ham and cheese sandwich. Normally it is 2 granola bars, but we had breakfast catered and it was staring at me, so I ate it.

2) What is for lunch?

Salad, with chicken on it.

3) Do you like guacamole?

LOVE IT.

4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?

Yes, but not for the entire time. ONLY WITH MY EYES.

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? if I remember

b) For a massage? never had one

c) For a pedicure? never had one

d) For a bikini wax? never had one

6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)?

Not presently...

7) Where were you the first time you had sex?

In my freshman dorm room.

8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

In a bar bathroom or at the T station.

9) Do you enjoy oral sex?

I enjoy both, but they are very inferior to sex for me. Also, oral on me gives me the wiggins.

10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

They itch frequently.

11) Who is your girl-crush?

Emma Stone.

12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

Yes, twice, and both times were epic.

13) Do you poop frequently?

At least once a day - sometimes more, but not usually.

14) Show me your poop face.

 

 
 

prbright

1) What did you have for breakfast?

Poptarts! So healthy. 

2) What is for lunch?

Most likely something on the go because I'm taking the dog hiking!

3) Do you like guacamole?

I used to hate it but now its nom nom nom.

4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?

What else would I make eye contact with?

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? yes

b) For a massage? yes

c) For a pedicure? yes

d) For a bikini wax? no

6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)?

I get Brazialians so no.

7) Where were you the first time you had sex?

My bed!

8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

Dressing room of American Eagle

9) Do you enjoy oral sex?

I enjoy getting it, I'm iffy about giving it but I know FI enjoys it.

10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

Nope, they're nice and perky

11) Who is your girl-crush?

Rooney Mara, Lisbeth from The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and Ellen Page.

12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

Too much.

13) Do you poop frequently?

A good poop is enjoyable every now and then.

14) Show me your poop face.

peekaboo2011

1) What did you have for breakfast?

Pizza

2) What is for lunch?

Leftover Pad Thai

3) Do you like guacamole?

I'm a recent convert and am headed very quickly towards RDR's level

4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?

Apparently now that I've been schooled correctly, my BJ eye contact skillllllzzzz are out of this world.  And I always make contact with my eyes.

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? Yes

b) For a massage? Yes

c) For a pedicure? Yes

d) For a bikini wax? Yes

6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)?

Yes.  I need to find a waxer.  I once tried to shave it.  It was uncomfortable.

7) Where were you the first time you had sex?

In Germany.  On his bed.  His friends were having sex on the floor of the other part of his bedroom.  Klassy with a kapitol K.

8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

A classroom.

9) Do you enjoy oral sex?

Very much so.

10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

My nipples sometimes go flat.

11) Who is your girl-crush?

Kate Beckinsale and Emma Stone

12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

More times than I can count but not anytime recently.

13) Do you poop frequently?

I do.  Oftentimes at work.  Yesterday I went to a different floor and found an empty bathroom, and as soon as someone walked in I farted REALLY loudly.  I didn't leave the stall until everyone else left the bathroom.

14) Show me your poop face.


Taken with instagram.  You're welcome.

cu97tiger

1) What did you have for breakfast?

Half a granola bar before my workout, cinnamon bagel w/ peanut butter afterwards

2) What is for lunch?

Leftover pork tenderloin with squash

3) Do you like guacamole?

Yes! When I make it myself, I just use avocados and lemon juice. Yum.

4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?

Yep! I like to get confirmation that he's enjoying it as much as I know that he is.

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? No

b) For a massage? Yes, if I remember

c) For a pedicure? Yes, if I remember

d) For a bikini wax? n/a

6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)?

Probably a 2 on a scale of 1 to 5

7) Where were you the first time you had sex?

A dorm room at Clemson University

8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

In a hot tub while my parents were at the pool a few feet away.

9) Do you enjoy oral sex?

Yes - giving and receiving

10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

Nope

11) Who is your girl-crush?

Zooey Deschanel

12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

Oh yes. 

13) Do you poop frequently?

What's 'frequently'? I don't do it on schedule, I just go when I feel the need. Probably averages once per day.

14) Show me your poop face.

Peaseblossom55

) What did you have for breakfast?

oatmeal with almonds

2) What is for lunch?

homemade black bean soup with some rice

3) Do you like guacamole?

Love it

4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?

yes

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist?yes

b) For a massage?yes

c) For a pedicure?yes

d) For a bikini wax?yes

6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)?

no

7) Where were you the first time you had sex?

dorm room

8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

not sure I'll have to get back to you on this one.

9) Do you enjoy oral sex?

yes

10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

nope

11) Who is your girl-crush?

natalie portman

12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

just once on my 21st birthday

13) Do you poop frequently?

definte frequently....

14) Show me your poop face.
n/a

GoldenPenguin

ETA: the oral sex question. I only answered for myself. But I love BJ's. The sex act. Not the store.

1) What did you have for breakfast? Coffee & a chocolate donut. Because I was still dying from my chocolate craving from last night. And a delicious bacon & egg & cheese on the bus.

2) What is for lunch?  Don't know yet. We'll probably stop somewhere in Delaware.

3) Do you like guacamole?  I'm in RDR's guacaholics anonymous club.

4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)? Always, but only with my eyes.

5) Do you shave your legs before going: Yes to all, except when I forget. I had a pedicure the other day & totally forgot that I hadn't shaved in a while. Oops.

a) To the gynecologist?

b) For a massage?

c) For a pedicure?

d) For a bikini wax?

6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)? We all do. Even you LoveBug. That's why we wax.

7) Where were you the first time you had sex? The floor of my boyfriend's bedroom.

8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex? On the hood of his Jeep at the ski slope. We did NOT have an JR issues.

9) Do you enjoy oral sex?  Love giving, HATE receiving. 

10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird? Not particularly. Other than be huge. And AWESOME.

11) Who is your girl-crush? NOT Jennifer Love-Hewitt.  She SUCKS, with her bottom-eyelid squints and her desperate "I need a man" ways. God I hate her.

I DO love Carrie Underwood, Pink and Emma Stone.

12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol? Of course. The most recent was in February, when I had five margaritas, six shots, a car bomb and a mudslide. But sparklers heal broken hearts. FACT. 

13) Do you poop frequently? All the effing time.

14) Show me your poop face. This should shock everyone.

LaSak87

1) What did you have for breakfast? Cereal

2) What is for lunch? Mexican!

3) Do you like guacamole? So very much

4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)? Always with my eyes

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? yes

b) For a massage? yes

c) For a pedicure? yes

d) For a bikini wax? never been but I would

6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)? I've never gotten it waxed...perhaps I should give it a whirl

7) Where were you the first time you had sex? H's dorm

8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex? I'm with Stina, parked car

9) Do you enjoy oral sex? yes

10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird? I can make my boobs jump

11) Who is your girl-crush? rdr

12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol? yes...and every time I puke, I black out

13) Do you poop frequently? regularly, yes

14) Show me your poop face.

jaycee7389

1) What did you have for breakfast?

Fruit and yogurt

2) What is for lunch?

Good question

3) Do you like guacamole?

YES. I'm obsessed. Especially if it's from Chipotle.

4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?

Yes

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? Yes

b) For a massage? Yes

c) For a pedicure? Yes

d) For a bikini wax? I do that shiit to myself

6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)?

Haha, no

7) Where were you the first time you had sex?

My BF at the time's couch

8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

On a trampoline I guess

9) Do you enjoy oral sex?

Yep

10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

Nope

11) Who is your girl-crush?

Natalie Portman is hot

12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

Unfortunately, yes.

13) Do you poop frequently?
What's frequent..I guess normal?

14) Show me your poop face.

csousa1

Every time someone answers that they don't have a hairy asshole, I IMMEDIATELY assume they are lying and it's really 43509684986534x hairier than the average asshole.

Elle1036

This is my favorite survey thread of all time.

Swazzle

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[QUOTE]This is my favorite survey thread of all time.
Posted by Elle1036[/QUOTE]

<div>Where are your answers?!</div>

Peaseblossom55

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[QUOTE]Every time someone answers that they don't have a hairy asshole, I IMMEDIATELY assume they are lying and it's really 43509684986534x hairier than the average asshole.
Posted by csousa1[/QUOTE]
Hysterical..
I just waxed last week..

mymissingpuzzlepiece

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[QUOTE]ETA: the oral sex question. I only answered for myself. But I love BJ's. The sex act. Not the store.
Posted by BriSox81[/QUOTE]

<div>Lmao. </div>

[Deleted User]

1) What did you have for breakfast?
Plain Greek yogurt with fresh blackberried and 1/2 a plain bagel.

2) What is for lunch?
Leftover crockpot beef stew and a salad.

3) Do you like guacamole?
LOVE is more like it.

4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?
In the beginning, but generally not the entire time.

5) Do you shave your legs before going:
a) To the gynecologist? Yes
b) For a massage? Yes
c) For a pedicure? Yes
d) For a bikini wax? I've never had a wax, but if I did, I would.
 
6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)?
No...but I don't wax there either if that is what you're asking.

7) Where were you the first time you had sex?
In his bed at his parent's house. Summer after Freshmen year of college.

8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?
We're not that wild as far as location goes.

9) Do you enjoy oral sex?
Are there people who don't?

10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?
No.

11) Who is your girl-crush?
Reese Witherspoon

12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?
Once. I mixed beer and wine. Only made that mistake the one time.

13) Do you poop frequently?
I'm a once a day kind of gal.

14) Show me your poop face.

Elle1036

In Response to Re:Random :[QUOTE]In Response to Re:Random amp; Inappropriate Questions:Where are your answers?! Posted by rdr716[/QUOTE]

Dude I'm on my phone. I will give them when I get home to my computer. Gah.

mymissingpuzzlepiece

1) What did you have for breakfast? 

Nature Valley bar and a banana

2) What is for lunch?

4 oz ground beef, 1/2 cup brown rice, 1/4 black beans and 3 olives

3) Do you like guacamole?

Freakin` love it.

4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?

Always... it's sexy. 

5) Do you shave your legs before going:

a) To the gynecologist? Yes

b) For a massage? Yes

c) For a pedicure? Yes

d) For a bikini wax? Never had one

6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)?

Yes....    ::runs to go shave asshole::

7) Where were you the first time you had sex?

His bed and his house. We played the "just the tip" game, I didn't win.

8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

I have two... shower at a gym and behind a building by the dumpster. Classy.

9) Do you enjoy oral sex?

Oh yes. Receiving and giving.

10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?

Not that I know of. 

11) Who is your girl-crush?

Definitely Jennifer Love Hewitt, I'm obsessed. 

12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

Once in my bed endlessly, once in the dorm bathroom on the floor and once on my sofa... I don't know how to control puke.

13) Do you poop frequently?

Yes, and I love pooping.

14) Show me your poop face.

...

GoldenPenguin

Allusive, I'm sorry, but I don't believe that 1. you have a hairless, unwaxed asshole and 2. that you have a smiley poop face. Just saying.

HOW CAN ANYONE LOVE JLH!?!?!? She is a bottom-eyelid squinting desperate hoar. And she was NEVER a size 2. Liar McLiarson.

Yes, I realize this is an irrational hatred. But damn.

cu97tiger

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[QUOTE]Allusive, I'm sorry, but I don't believe that 1. you have a hairless, unwaxed asshole and 2. that you have a smiley poop face. Just saying. HOW CAN ANYONE LOVE JLH!?!?!? She is a bottom-eyelid squinting desperate hoar. <strong>And she was NEVER a size 2</strong>. Liar McLiarson. Yes, I realize this is an irrational hatred. But damn.
Posted by BriSox81[/QUOTE]

<div>She was... when she was 16 and on Party of Five. I don't think that should count though. when I was 15, I looked anorexic because I grew six inches in a year but didn't gain any weight. Clearly if I end up on Jenny Craig, I'm not goign to say ' I used to weigh 74 pounds!'</div><div>
</div><div>
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</div><div>
</div><div>I don't hate her, but I don't love her, either.</div>

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]Allusive, I'm sorry, but I don't believe that 1. you have a hairless, unwaxed asshole and 2. that you have a smiley poop face. Just saying. HOW CAN ANYONE LOVE JLH!?!?!? She is a bottom-eyelid squinting desperate hoar. And she was NEVER a size 2. Liar McLiarson. Yes, I realize this is an irrational hatred. But damn.
Posted by BriSox81[/QUOTE]

I didn't say I was <em>hairless</em>...I said I wasn't hairy. When I think if hairy, I think of an Italian dude's chest. My asshole does not look like that.

I'm pretty regular with my diet, do the poop department is pretty regular too. I actually think pooping feels good. That may be TMI for some...but since you called me out on it Bri...there you go!

Swazzle

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Random & Inappropriate Questions : I didn't say I was hairless ...I said I wasn't hairy. When I think if hairy, I think of an Italian dude's chest. My asshole does not look like that. I'm pretty regular with my diet, do the poop department is pretty regular too.<strong> I actually think pooping feels good.</strong> <strong>That may be TMI for some</strong>...but since you called me out on it Bri...there you go!
Posted by allusive007[/QUOTE]

<div>I agree with this even if I do only go a couple times a week. </div><div>
</div><div>Also, there's no such thing as TMI in this thread hahaha</div>

LoveBug82510

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[QUOTE]Every time someone answers that they don't have a hairy asshole, I IMMEDIATELY assume they are lying and it's really 43509684986534x hairier than the average asshole.
Posted by csousa1[/QUOTE]

When I think of hairy, I think of my ex who had a super hairy asshole. I do not, however, have a hairy asshole.  I wax on a regular basis.

mymissingpuzzlepiece

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[QUOTE]Allusive, I'm sorry, but I don't believe that 1. you have a hairless, unwaxed asshole and 2. that you have a smiley poop face. Just saying. <strong>HOW CAN ANYONE LOVE JLH!?!?!?</strong> She is a bottom-eyelid squinting desperate hoar. And she was NEVER a size 2. Liar McLiarson. Yes, I realize this is an irrational hatred. But damn.
Posted by BriSox81[/QUOTE]

<div>Because she is gorgeous, sexy and cute somehow. </div>

RWS2011

What did you have for breakfast? 

Eeeeeeeeeegs and toast

What is for lunch? 

Salad with herbed turkey breast

Do you like guacamole? 

Hello, my name is S___ and I'm a guacaholic...

Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)? 

Mostly with my eyes, but sometimes with sock puppets for really special occasions.

Do you shave your legs before going: 

 a) To the gynecologist? Yes

 b) For a massage?  Yes

 c) For a pedicure? Yes

 d) For a bikini wax? NA. I get too many ingrown hairs after waxing, I have to shave. 

Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)?

Not after I shave it, I don't!

Where were you the first time you had sex? 

First serious BF's apartment.

Where is the wildest place you've had sex?

Ha! Only oral in a bar bathroom.  Not too adventurous, I guess...

Do you enjoy oral sex?

Yes, but it's not my fav.

Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird? 

Nipples get super perky, we joke about hanging stuff off of them!

Who is your girl-crush? 

Currently, Emily Blunt or Emma Stone

Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?

Yup, these days I might get out of hand once or twice a year.

Do you poop frequently? 

Daily

Show me your poop face.

RWS2011

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[QUOTE]6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)? Yes....    ::runs to go shave asshole:: 7) Where were you the first time you had sex? His bed and his house. We played the "just the tip" game, I didn't win. Posted by mymissingpuzzlepiece[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>You're cracking me up!

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Battletoads

1) What did you have for breakfast?
An open nature sesame bar

2) What is for lunch?Probably vegitable soup
3) Do you like guacamole?Guacamole and I are very serious. Were going to get an apartment together.
4) Do you make eye contact while giving a BJ (with your eyes)?I have, but i try not to. I always imagine I look ridiculous rather than sexy. I just keep my peepers closed5) Do you shave your legs before going: a) To the gynecologist? yes b) For a massage? Ive never had a planned massage, so no c) For a pedicure? Never had a planned pedi d) For a bikini wax? Nope
6) Do you have a hairy asshole (there ya go, Sousa!)?That information is classified  >_>
7) Where were you the first time you had sex?In my bed at my dads house.
8) Where is the wildest place you've had sex?Either in the ocean or at the county fair
9) Do you enjoy oral sex?When done right, yes
10) Do you boobs/nipples ever do anything weird?I call my boobs 'hippy' boobs, because they always do that teardrop thing that i associate with bra-less hippies11) Who is your girl-crush?Mila Kunis
12) Have you ever puked from drinking alcohol?Intentionally, yes. Unintentionally, no. I got too drunk once, and started to think "Im really wasted! i have to not be wasted anymore. Its the booze doing it to me, Ill just take care of that!" and proceeded to make myself vomit. I was in the garden doing that right when the pizza guy came and said hello.13) Do you poop frequently?Once a day. I pooped 3 times a day a few days ago, i thought i was broken!
14) Show me your poop face.

cu97tiger

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Random & Inappropriate Questions : You're cracking me up!
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<div>OMG I love your sig picture. LOVE IT. </div><div>
</div><div>Yes, I know I am a gigantic dork, but the 'Math major' in me thinks it's awesome.</div>

radleyboo

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[QUOTE]Allusive, I'm sorry, but I don't believe that 1. you have a hairless, unwaxed asshole and 2. that you have a smiley poop face. Just saying. <strong>HOW CAN ANYONE LOVE JLH!?!?!? She is a bottom-eyelid squinting desperate hoar.</strong> And she was NEVER a size 2. Liar McLiarson. Yes, I realize this is an irrational hatred. But damn.
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I almost shot diet Coke out my nose when I read this!!!  HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  BriSox81, you kill me!