Friday Poll

AudgiePodge

H sleeps with his had on his junk sometimes. I asked if he does it because he is afraid it's going to fall off in the middle of the night. He said no, he doesnt even realize he is doing it.

jaycee7389

Ahhh I love this poll. FI does it too sometimes, and he claims it's "comforting".. he is not the first guy I've heard say that either lol.

J&K10910

How dare you suggest that I sleep in the same bed as my H!  Much less pay attention to his "junk"!

I'm horrified.

beanbot2002

He fell asleep last night with one hand on my right butt cheek and the other on my baby feeders. And he was snoring up a storm. I laughed so hard I almost farted on him.

desertsun

I haven't noticed. I'm sure sometimes his hand is in that vicinity but I don't think he consciously puts it there. 

Lately, he's been almost too snuggly and I have to make sure his arm is in the right place across my belly or it gets uncomfortable. 

wink0erin

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[QUOTE]He fell asleep last night with one hand on my right butt cheek and the other on my baby feeders. And he was snoring up a storm. I laughed so hard I almost farted on him.
Posted by beanbot2002[/QUOTE]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!! This made my morning.

Swazzle

I've never noticed FI doing this but that's pretty funny. 

Men touch their junk SO often I swear they think it's going to fly off at some point & they're check to make sure it's still there. 

beanbot2002

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Friday Poll : BAHAHAHAHAHA!! This made my morning.
Posted by wink0erin[/QUOTE]

Well then my work here is done :)

elannis

Hahaha! I actually have never noticed. He usually sleeps on his side or on his stomach though, so I'm gonna guess no. He has grabbed me before while he was sleeping though. He doesn't remember doing it, but I'd swear he was awake sometimes, lol.

Lil B Mama

BF does this often, but I have an ex who sleeps like this ALL THE TIME. We are still friends and I've walked in on him napping on a friends couch with his hand stuck down the front of his pants. He gets made fun of for it quite a bit. I think maybe it's some kind of sleep reflex where he has to protect his junk...or some kind of sleep masturbation thing, lol

Ollie08

lol I'm loving these responses. FI never does, and I'm not sure why really. I know plenty of other men that do. He usually sleeps with his hands clasped on his chest, or he will sleep on his side or stomach with arms all around the pillows.

He was a big snuggler when we first started dating until one night early in our relationship when I apparently sat straight up in bed, turned to him and yelled "GET YOUR FVCKING HANDS OFF OF ME!!!!" Needless to say he now respects my personal space when sleeping.

And for the record I don't even remember waking up to say that, but he was so ticked off at me the entire next day lol whoops!

elannis

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[QUOTE]lol I'm loving these responses. FI never does, and I'm not sure why really. I know plenty of other men that do. He usually sleeps with his hands clasped on his chest, or he will sleep on his side or stomach with arms all around the pillows. He was a big snuggler when we first started dating until one night early in our relationship when I apparently sat straight up in bed, turned to him and yelled "GET YOUR FVCKING HANDS OFF OF ME!!!!" Needless to say he now respects my personal space when sleeping. And for the record I don't even remember waking up to say that, but he was so ticked off at me the entire next day lol whoops!
Posted by Ollie08[/QUOTE]

Hahaha, wow. I am laughing so hard right now. Lol, even better that you don't remember it, lol. Does it really bother you and your subconscious took care of it, or was it just random? lol

elannis

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[QUOTE]Not at night, but he totally does when he's taking a nap on the couch. It's one of those, one arm over his head, one hand in the waistband of his pants moves while he snoozes "watching" sports. But at night he's a side sleeper and has his arms around the pillow. I'm chatting with him on gchat right now and just asked him if he does this and he said: "Sure I do. I don't want my hangdown to escape."  Yup. He called his junk a "hangdown."
Posted by LivLeighton[/QUOTE]

Lol, so when you asked him if he does this, did you tell him why you need to know and that we are all discussing our SO's sleeping habits and junk? lol.

motoLyn

I sometimes wake up and find that Danish Man has a hand over his unit.  I sometimes like to think he's constantly protecting himself from me. 

Stina51286

Haven't noticed FI do this yet, however I will agree with rdr's comment. Its not like you see girls walking around grabbing themselves!

cu97tiger

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[QUOTE]He fell asleep last night with one hand on my right butt cheek and the other on my baby feeders. And he was snoring up a storm. I laughed so hard I almost farted on him.
Posted by beanbot2002[/QUOTE]

<div>That. Is. Awesome.</div><div>
</div><div>FI is a side sleeper also, so no hands on the junk with him.</div>

GoldenPenguin

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[QUOTE]Not at night, but he totally does when he's taking a nap on the couch. It's one of those, one arm over his head, one hand in the waistband of his pants moves while he snoozes "watching" sports. But at night he's a side sleeper and has his arms around the pillow. I'm chatting with him on gchat right now and just asked him if he does this and he said: "Sure I do. I don't want my hangdown to escape."  Yup. He called his junk a "hangdown."
Posted by LivLeighton[/QUOTE]

Mo is hysterical.

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We don't live together...but I clicked "I haven't noticed" because we do spend some nights of the week together and I haven't noticed. The poll totally cracks me up though. What a great way to kick off the weekend! haha

thejucheidea

Okay, I should NOT have read this when on the phone with a trial specialist because I straight up snort-laughed into the mouthpiece of the phone .

jorja86

This whole thread is hilarious.

Liv-the fact that your BF calls his junk his "hangdown" just made me literally laugh out loud.

Ollie-I love that story. Totally sounds like something I would do. I had to buy a king sized bed to get away from BF when we're sleeping. Just kidding. Kind of.

elannis

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Friday Poll : Yes, I told him exactly why I needed to know. He's used to my strange questions by now because of NEY. LOL.  And Bri, yes he is hysterical. I love my man. 
Posted by LivLeighton[/QUOTE]

It'd be very interesting to get all the guys to tell us what they think of our NEY community and the effect it has on all of us, lol.

SKP82

This is pretty hilarious.

I'm sure FI sleeps with his hand on his junk sometimes, because he sometimes does this when we're awake.  Like last night, we were laying in bed listening to The Hunger Games and he had his hand in his pants.  When I ask him why he does this, he says, "It's mine and I can do what I want with it." 

Maybe it keeps their hands warm?

beanbot2002

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Friday Poll : That. Is. Awesome. Posted by cu97tiger[/QUOTE]</p><p>:) We were watching Red, and he was playfully gearing up to some sexy time when all of a sudden he was snoring in my ear. I couldn't be mad cause fallen asleep early twice this week thanks to NyQuil. </p>

IrishDreamer

Audgie for the epic win.

BF doesn't do that when he is sleeping - but he will do it when he's just chilling, hanging out on the couch or something. I bring it up to him, and his response? "it's comforting".... Yeaaaaaaah, okay.

elannis

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Friday Poll : :) We were watching Red, and he was playfully gearing up to some sexy time when all of a sudden he was snoring in my ear. I couldn't be mad cause fallen asleep early twice this week thanks to NyQuil.
Posted by beanbot2002[/QUOTE]

So random thought here ... FI, FMIL and I were drinking the other weekend and she brings up how she was asleep when FI was conceived. Apparently she was asleep and doesn't remember the deed, but did mention it was the best thing FFIL ever did, lol. I was wondering, "Why are we talking about this?" lol. She's not usually so open so it was a bit awkward, lol. She is Queen of Awkward sometimes though, lol.

csousa1

BF's hand is there all the time. When I ask him about it, he says he has no idea why and no recollection of putting it there. I tell him if he's allowed to grab it in the middle of the night, then I am too.

Speaking of which, sleepy middle-of-the-night sex...HOTTEST sex there is.

csousa1

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[QUOTE]He fell asleep last night with one hand on my right butt cheek and the other on my baby feeders. And he was snoring up a storm. I laughed so hard I almost farted on him.
Posted by beanbot2002[/QUOTE]

HAHAHA that is hilarious!! BF fell asleep with his hand on my boob last night too - I don't think it was an accident.

csousa1

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[QUOTE]Not at night, but he totally does when he's taking a nap on the couch. It's one of those, one arm over his head, one hand in the waistband of his pants moves while he snoozes "watching" sports. But at night he's a side sleeper and has his arms around the pillow. I'm chatting with him on gchat right now and just asked him if he does this and he said: "Sure I do. I don't want my hangdown to escape."  Yup. He called his junk a "hangdown."
Posted by LivLeighton[/QUOTE]

I love Mo. I want to meet him almost as much as I want to meet you.

peekaboo2011

This totally just made my morning.

BF and I don't live together (obviously), but since we do spend the entire day emailing each other, this question will be in my next email.  It just took a serious tone.  Time to lighten things up!

csousa1

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[QUOTE]This totally just made my morning. BF and I don't live together (obviously), but since we do spend the entire day emailing each other, this question will be in my next email.  It just took a serious tone.  Time to lighten things up!
Posted by peekaboo2011[/QUOTE]


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peekaboo2011

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Friday Poll :
Posted by csousa1[/QUOTE]

<div>Bahahahaha</div><div>
</div><div>Actually, we were talking about my grad school/internship issues.  And how I've done all the talking to other people about it that I can right now.</div>