Happy Thursday!!

hetshup

It's been a while, but I've got some good ones. And today is really my Friday! Woot!

1) Which mammal would you least like to be? add a picture

2) What is your least liked cuisine?

3) What is something that you find irrationally creepy?

4) Do you know who Mitch Hedberg is? If so, tell me your favorite joke.

5) What is the best part of Spring?

hetshup

And one more- If you could go back in time (turn back time.....) when would you go and if you could take only a backpack, what woud be in it?


Ok, go!

AudgiePodge

1) Which mammal would you least like to be? add a picture

2) What is your least liked cuisine?

Most Italian.  I don't like marinara sauce too much.

3) What is something that you find irrationally creepy?

Feet

4) Do you know who Mitch Hedberg is? If so, tell me your favorite joke.

Escalator temporarily stairs.  Sorry for the convenience.

5) What is the best part of Spring?

The weather, but only early spring.  Late spring is in the high 90s.

AudgiePodge

If you could go back in time (turn back time.....) when would you go and if you could take only a backpack, what woud be in it?

Anywhere around the 1800s. CD player, some batteries, CDs, camera, change of clothes.

ETA: I missed half the question.

hetshup

Audgie, I am shocked SHOCKED, you know  Mitch Hedberg's comedy. I never would have guessed that.

AudgiePodge

I'm shocked that more people don't know about him.

hetshup

Rice is really good when you want to eat 2000 of something.

calindi

1) Which mammal would you least like to be?




2) What is your least liked cuisine?
Greek.  I'm not a big fan of black olives or feta cheese.

3) What is something that you find irrationally creepy?
I don't get creeped out by much.  I guess big bushy beards - I always wonder how much bacteria gets built up in one of those.

4) Do you know who Mitch Hedberg is? If so, tell me your favorite joke.
Not a clue.

5) What is the best part of Spring?
Beautiful, perfect weather here! 


And one more- If you could go back in time (turn back time.....) when would you go and if you could take only a backpack, what woud be in it?
Renaissance Italy.  I'd bring antibiotics and hand sanitizer to fight off the plague, and paintbrushes so I can learn from Michaelangelo!

Elle1036

I don't feel like answering all the questions, because I am lazy, but

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

Mitch.

marleylikeair

1) Which mammal would you least like to be? add a picture




2) What is your least liked cuisine? I like pretty much any type of cuisine, if the food is perpared well.

3) What is something that you find irrationally creepy? MOTHS.

4) Do you know who Mitch Hedberg is? If so, tell me your favorite joke. MITCH HEDBERG IS THA BEST!! My sister and I were just talking last night about how terrible it is that he isn't still alive. One of my favorites (paraphrasing from memory): "The Pepperidge Farm bread? That shiit is fancy. It's wrapped twice. So you open it, and it still ain't open. That's why I don't buy it anymore. I don't need another step between me and toast."

5) What is the best part of Spring? Spring fever! That elated feeling you get when things start to warm up and it feels like everything is possible again.

ETA: Missed the add-on question. I would go back to 1800s St. Petersburg, Russia, and be a dancer under the direction of Marius Petipa. The backpack would have lots of feminine hygiene products, changes of underwear, and a camera with plenty of backup batteries. It would also have jewelry. I'd buy clothes when I got there.

alanna91

1) Which mammal would you least like to be?
Oh hippos are cute, right? NO!



yuck.

2) What is your least liked cuisine?
Anything that contains meat, fish, or eggs. So....a tuna and bacon omelette I guess. Or a fish stuffed with scrambled eggs and steak. Do they do that?

3) What is something that you find irrationally creepy?
Necks. Not the sides, that's okay. Like the voice box area. Ughh. If anyone ever touches me there I freak out. But people don't touch me on the neck, so I'm good.
I watched a movie where someone jabbed a pen into some guys neck. WHY?!

4) Do you know who Mitch Hedberg is? If so, tell me your favorite joke.
I was introduced to him a few months ago and he is by far my favorite comedian. Not word for word, but: "My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana...I said no, but I want a regular banana later...so yea."

5) What is the best part of Spring?
I don't have to wear 90 pound snow boots anymore!!!


And one more- If you could go back in time (turn back time.....) when would you go and if you could take only a backpack, what woud be in it?
What a question for a history major. Shoot. I'd go back to 18th century colonial America. What an exciting time. I'd go back as a guy though. I would take food in my backpack, because I doubt there'd be much back then that I'd feel like eating.

Ah! Or how about not even a hundred years later in Concord, MA. I'd visit the Old Manse. I'd live outside in a tent. That's what would be in my backpack, a tent.

I need to stop fantasizing and do my Arabic homework. This was fun though, thanks!

bsidebella

1) Which mammal would you least like to be? add a picture
I don't feel like picture hunting. But I would not want to be a mole.

2) What is your least liked cuisine?
I like EVERYTHING!!!

3) What is something that you find irrationally creepy?
Children on leashes. Ugh. Why would you do that?

4) Do you know who Mitch Hedberg is? If so, tell me your favorite joke.
YES!
"I think the Pringles company's original intention was to make tennis balls. But the day the rubber was supposed to arrive, a big truck of potatoes showed up instead. And Pringles is such a laid back company, so they just said, F*CK IT, CUT EM UP!"
"One time I wrote a script. I showed it to my friend who told me I needed to rewrite it. I said, F*ck that - I'll just make a copy!"
RIP Mitch.

5) What is the best part of Spring?
Being able to leave my heavy coats in the closet!!

6) If you could go back in time (turn back time.....) when would you go and if you could take only a backpack, what woud be in it?
I would probably go to Woodstock in 1969. I would bring toilet paper, bottled water, an extra change of clothes, an iPod and a camcorder.

marleylikeair

"I find that a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but he does not have the capability to buy a loaf. That's the biggest joke on the duck ever. Like, if I worked at a convenience store, and a duck came in and grabbed a loaf of bread in his beak, and walked out, I would let him go. I'd say, 'Come back tomorrow, and bring your friends!' You think of a duck's friends, you think of other ducks, but shiit, man, he could have, like a beaver in tow..."

bourgehm

Marley, what the heck is that thing?? hahaha.

1) Which mammal would you least like to be? add a picture

2) What is your least liked cuisine? Hmmmm..... I honestly don't know. I really don't like pop. That's the only food I don't like. Otherwise, Indian food is a little too spicy for me a lot.

3) What is something that you find irrationally creepy?  Bus drivers. For some reason I am scared of them. They can look at you through those mirrors. And if it's just me on the city bus, creeeepy.

4) Do you know who Mitch Hedberg is? If so, tell me your favorite joke. Nope. But evidently I should.

5) What is the best part of Spring?  Tulips!

oceana919

1) Which mammal would you least like to be? add a picture




2) What is your least liked cuisine?
Veggies, kielbasa, meatloaf.

3) What is something that you find irrationally creepy?
Chucky, from Childs Play. I have a panic attack every time I see that damn doll. Jack Nicholson, and the guy from Silence of the Lambs. He was on Monk for a while and I'd get the heebeejeebees every time he spoke. IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!

4) Do you know who Mitch Hedberg is? If so, tell me your favorite joke.
I know who he is, but  I don't have a favorite joke of his.

5) What is the best part of Spring?
Meyer lemons, wildflowers

hetshup

I believe Marley posted an AyeAye. Or however you spell that.

I wouldn't want to be THIS:

alanna91

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[QUOTE]I believe Marley posted an AyeAye. Or however you spell that. I wouldn't want to be THIS:
Posted by hetshup[/QUOTE]

My new fear. What is that?!!?

Elle1036

Sometimes I'll think of a joke and I'll write it down.  Or, if the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.

MLekathLEEN

Oceana- There is a chinese crested mix in mt area on petfinder. It the face of the other breed but its still bald and so weird looking. I showed it to GMIL and she says "oh. The face is so cute though."

1) Which mammal would you least like to be? add a picture
Naked Mole Rat..... GROSS!



2) What is your least liked cuisine?
Ever since Florida, I cannot eat French Onion Soup, it repulses me. I still cant muster the courage to eat a french dip.

3) What is something that you find irrationally creepy?
Frontbutts.

4) Do you know who Mitch Hedberg is? If so, tell me your favorite joke.
I LOVE Mitch Hedberg. When I firs heard of him, I tried to see if he was doing standup anywhere. Then I found out he died in 2005.

5) What is the best part of Spring?
Flip Flops and trench coats

hetshup

An aye-aye is in the primate family, it's a lemur basically. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aye-aye

Mine is a starnosed mole

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star-nosed_mole