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  • That was funny.  "I'm sure there are at least three other people who wear Spanx."
  • I'm crying in my office at that (in a good way, obviously).  I have had that experience in a dressing room (not with Spanx but with a dress)...I literally thought what the character thought with "There is no need to panic. I'm fine. Calm down. Breathe." combined with a dictate to myself the author must have missed of "Stop Sweating, you are just making it worse!"  Love it.
  • Hahaha!  Thanks SKP.

    I've pulled a muscle in my neck getting out of clothes before.  It made me feel awesome inside...  Wait, was that the right adjective?
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  • Oh my goodness, I've been there before. I thought I was going to dislocate my shoulder trying to get a shirt off. I finally learned that if it's kind of difficult to get on, it will be nearly impossible to get off.
  • SKP82SKP82 member
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    Haha.  I have definitely been there at TJ Maxx.  I zipped into a dress and then the zipper wouldn't budge and I couldn't pull it up over my head because of my boobs.  I had to have a sales associate come in and yank me out of it.  Soooo embarrassing.
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    "Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make life so, right in the middle of it we die, lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce." - Natalie Goldberg
  • SKP82SKP82 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_hilarious?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:c71d1df1-a046-4603-a403-680d42ee052bPost:2b3b785a-1f3f-4670-a36d-5f1f3d128c72">Re: Hilarious</a>:
    [QUOTE]I'm crying in my office at that (in a good way, obviously).  I have had that experience in a dressing room (not with Spanx but with a dress)...I literally thought what the character thought with "There is no need to panic. I'm fine. Calm down. Breathe." combined with a dictate to myself the author must have missed of<strong> "Stop Sweating, you are just making it worse!" </strong> Love it.
    Posted by minskat30[/QUOTE]

    Bahahahaha!
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    "Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make life so, right in the middle of it we die, lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce." - Natalie Goldberg
  • This was hysterical, thank you.

    Despite being little I've had these issues too with clothes. Sometimes I think they do this just to mess with us. Sports bras can be a real bastard for me.
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  • Hysterical! 



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