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Help Plan My Back Alley Wedding, Ladies!

oceana919oceana919
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Screw my classy vintage Cape Cod nautical wedding!

I needz me some attire, food selectionz, some ringz, some booze and bubbs, not to mention some kick a*s tunes. All on a back alley budget, mind you.

Feel free to make me a registry too. Because I'm going to force all my beotches to throw me some showerz.

Just a friendly reminder - we're keepin in klassy here.

GARTER TOSS MANDATORY.

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  • noelle24noelle24
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    edited December 2011
    Back alley, you say?  Try Dumpster Diving.  Score!!!
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  • MLekathLEENMLekathLEEN member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_plan-back-alley-wedding-ladies?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:ce0e3326-4faf-43bc-a802-23213d08b12ePost:ed031441-a2d8-4999-836b-96f6505a95d0">Re: Help Plan My Back Alley Wedding, Ladies!</a>:
    [QUOTE]Back alley, you say?  Try Dumpster Diving.  Score!!!
    Posted by noelle24[/QUOTE]

    Free stuff is always a plus. I;d love to play but I'm at someone else's computer...or is that all the more reason to play...muhahaha!
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  • oceana919oceana919
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_plan-back-alley-wedding-ladies?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:ce0e3326-4faf-43bc-a802-23213d08b12ePost:ed031441-a2d8-4999-836b-96f6505a95d0">Re: Help Plan My Back Alley Wedding, Ladies!</a>:
    [QUOTE]Back alley, you say?  Try Dumpster Diving.  Score!!!
    Posted by noelle24[/QUOTE]

    I needz me some eye candy, woman!

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  • rxjenrxjen
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  • CASK85CASK85 member
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    edited December 2011
    You should take your engagement ring back and just get this: 
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  • oceana919oceana919
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_plan-back-alley-wedding-ladies?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:ce0e3326-4faf-43bc-a802-23213d08b12ePost:af9d828d-7d40-4071-b9df-4229cc162a6d">Re: Help Plan My Back Alley Wedding, Ladies!</a>:
    [QUOTE]You should take your engagement ring back and just get this: 
    Posted by cschiano[/QUOTE]

    Awesome. That means I get a re-do on the proposal, right?!?

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  • noelle24noelle24
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    edited December 2011
    You could always make your wedding dress out of a discarded down comforter.






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  • rickylee244rickylee244 member
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    edited December 2011



    "Dress", hair, tiara, shoes and makeup all rolled into one.

    Oh and LOOK! A GARTER - perfect for throwing
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  • jeanacorinajeanacorina
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    edited December 2011
    Oh, I'm alllll up ons!

    Main course: pigs in a blanket.





    Wedding cake: Moon Pies




    And don't forget your garter toss!





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  • CASK85CASK85 member
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    edited December 2011
    And here is your cake: 
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  • noelle24noelle24
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    edited December 2011
    I particularly love the pillow used as a hairpiece
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  • PaigeMcCPaigeMcC member
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    edited December 2011
    Okay so ginger ale with cheap vodka in a paper bag...CHECK
    Trashy toss....CHECK
    Beautiful back ally dress....

    CHECK!




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  • PaigeMcCPaigeMcC member
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    edited December 2011
    Stop stealing my ideas, Ricky!!

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  • Elle1036Elle1036 member
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    edited December 2011
    That cake is made of win.  I'm serious.
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  • CASK85CASK85 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_plan-back-alley-wedding-ladies?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:ce0e3326-4faf-43bc-a802-23213d08b12ePost:a4eeca40-76e2-45fe-81ca-fa65c649d52e">Re: Help Plan My Back Alley Wedding, Ladies!</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Help Plan My Back Alley Wedding, Ladies! : Awesome. That means I get a re-do on the proposal, right?!?
    Posted by oceana919[/QUOTE]
    Hellz yeah is does! And he better take you to a fancy restaurant like Red Lobster and propose with the ring in a cheddar biscut!
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  • noelle24noelle24
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    edited December 2011
    Orrrr you could try this...

    Link (NSFW)

    Edit: Possibly not safe for work.... *definitely* not safe for your retinas
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  • rickylee244rickylee244 member
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    edited December 2011
    That would be super cheep to pull off Noelle!
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  • Wrkn925Wrkn925 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_plan-back-alley-wedding-ladies?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:ce0e3326-4faf-43bc-a802-23213d08b12ePost:9b861b2d-4f58-49a5-bdf6-dd393b0e0a0c">Re: Help Plan My Back Alley Wedding, Ladies!</a>:
    [QUOTE]Orrrr you could try this... Link (NSFW)
    Posted by noelle24[/QUOTE]

    At work, clicked it anyway.
    It won't get me in trouble, but damn, you can't unsee that.
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  • PaigeMcCPaigeMcC member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_plan-back-alley-wedding-ladies?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:ce0e3326-4faf-43bc-a802-23213d08b12ePost:ed7459bf-3e74-4dc2-acd3-cf3413e9f2bf">Re: Help Plan My Back Alley Wedding, Ladies!</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Help Plan My Back Alley Wedding, Ladies! : At work, clicked it anyway. It won't get me in trouble, but damn, you can't unsee that.
    Posted by Wrkn925[/QUOTE]
    exactly how I feel.

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  • noelle24noelle24
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    edited December 2011
    Or, you could embrace your love of metal rock, and go in this direction.

    LINK
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  • rxjenrxjen
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    edited December 2011
    How about this dress???





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  • CASK85CASK85 member
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    edited December 2011
    No back alley wedding would be complete without beer! And party games!

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  • rxjenrxjen
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_plan-back-alley-wedding-ladies?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:ce0e3326-4faf-43bc-a802-23213d08b12ePost:138904e6-43c2-446d-b4ca-520d13fefb96">Re: Help Plan My Back Alley Wedding, Ladies!</a>:
    [QUOTE]Or, you could embrace your love of metal rock, and go in this direction. LINK
    Posted by noelle24[/QUOTE]

    Holly crap!!! hahahahahahaha!!!!
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  • Wrkn925Wrkn925 member
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    edited December 2011
    http://www.ruethedayblog.com/2008/11/the-10-trashiest-wedding-dresses/

    A whole top ten list.
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  • noelle24noelle24
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_plan-back-alley-wedding-ladies?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:ce0e3326-4faf-43bc-a802-23213d08b12ePost:c33f9e48-cdcc-4085-864c-8980d576fe63">Re: Help Plan My Back Alley Wedding, Ladies!</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Help Plan My Back Alley Wedding, Ladies! : Big bosses are in and I can't chance it<strong>.. Plus I'm pretty sure my employer has blocked tackyweddings and deemed it "tasteless".</strong> Clicking it on my cell phone.. ...A Ronald McDonald Elvis...WTH?!
    Posted by MLekathLEEN[/QUOTE]

    But.... but.... why? I just can't imagine that. ;-)
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  • MLekathLEENMLekathLEEN member
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    Big bosses are in and I can't chance it.. Plus I'm pretty sure my employer has blocked tackyweddings and deemed it "tasteless". Will look on my phone

    ...A Ronald McDonald Elvis...WTH?!
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  • oceana919oceana919
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    edited December 2011
    Our Wedding Day Look:



    Our bridal party:



    Our officiant:



    Our caterer:




    Our photographer:



    Our dress code:



    Our Getaway:



    Now taking applicants for trashy bridesmaids.

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  • MLekathLEENMLekathLEEN member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_plan-back-alley-wedding-ladies?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:ce0e3326-4faf-43bc-a802-23213d08b12ePost:893521b1-8ea9-4bd8-9520-62cfdb72de63">Re: Help Plan My Back Alley Wedding, Ladies!</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Help Plan My Back Alley Wedding, Ladies! : But.... but.... why? I just can't imagine that. ;-)
    Posted by noelle24[/QUOTE]

    Tell me about it...uppity biitches...
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  • hetshuphetshup member
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    edited December 2011
    You should serve meat turtles http://www.stoppress.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Meat-turtle.jpg

    And no weddin' is complete without a Genuwine. You know what song...
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  • Wrkn925Wrkn925 member
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    edited December 2011
    Just a suggested solution, ya know, if it's a back alley shotgun wedding and you still want to wear your dress.
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