So I bought this book that the world is apparently gaga over!!
It's a national bestseller- it has great reviews on Amazon! So what's my problem?! I hate it...I forced myself to read 25 pages and I will not read any more.
This is the first time that I have purchased a book and then couldn't stand reading it. Lesson learned- I need to flip open a book and read a paragraph before I buy it. At least the cover is pretty.
I find this author's writing style to be cumbersome and choppy. I want an author to take me on a smoothe journey- not a jarring, strange, babbling adventure.
Plus- I don't want to hear about your mom's vagina on the first page. This is literally how the book starts:
Chapter 1
An Emptier Fuller Life
A glowing sun-orb fills an August sky the day this story begins, the day I am born, the day I begin to live.
And I fill my mother's tearing ring of fire with my body emerging, virgin lungs searing with air of this earth and I enter the world like every person born enters the world: with clenched fists.
From the diameter of her fullness, I empty her out- and she bleeds. Vernix- creased and squalling, I am held to the light.
Then they name me.
::shrugs::
I just don't know. I don't like it. Reading her book feels like a chore. And the beauty of not being in school anymore is that I'm never forced to read books I don't like anymore. Yay!
I feel like Elaine in that episode of Seinfield when she doesn't like the English Patient. LOL. This book has 381 Amazon Reviews- of those- 328 of them are 5 stars!! I'm obviously missing something. Ha. Oh well.
Have you ever purchased a book that you didn't like?
And/Or...
Have you ever disliked something that the rest of the world seems to adore?