Entertain me for 1 hour

jeanacorina

I have one more hour of work. I'm emotionally exhausted from my excitement (and a bit of stress) over this morning's interview. It's silent in this office and it seems half the folks have cut out early today.

Post things to make me laugh and keep me somewhat alert until 4:30. I'm in an office, so no video/sound. But pictures, jokes, interesting stories, etc are all appreciated!

ReadySetGo!

Elle1036

I posted this for Marley a few hours ago:

dearblankpleaseblank.com

I discovered it a couple days ago.

peekaboo2011

jeanacorina

Dear Pythagorean Theorem,

Because I can't wait for that moment in time when I will have a ruler to measure two sides of a triangle but not the third.

Sincerely, oh, wait...

LMAO

AudgiePodge

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/

marleylikeair

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_entertain-1-hour?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:f266702e-eb2c-400c-b389-dd454e90c690Post:acb772d9-ee65-4ddb-b7a9-f157ed021010">Re: Entertain me for 1 hour</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Pythagorean Theorem, Because I can't wait for that moment in time when I will have a ruler to measure two sides of a triangle but not the third. Sincerely, oh, wait... LMAO
Posted by jeanacorina[/QUOTE]

HA. I posted that one on FB after Elle linked me earlier. :)

jeanacorina

Dear accident prone child,

It all started when the condom broke...

Sincerely, good luck out there.

*snort* Oh, my!

Elle1036

I like the one that says something like:

Dear teenager sneaking in too late:

Creeeeaaaaak.

Sincerely,
Door

calindi

OMFG... I love that website!

Dear 2011,

We thought you would have flying cars and robots by now, but congrats on the backwards robes and rubber bands shaped like animals...

Sincerely, 1950.



I literally just snorted in my office!

calindi

Dear airport security,

When I said my bag was about to explode, I meant it was packed very tightly.

Sincerely, freshly tasered

BAHAHAA

jeanacorina

Dear friend request,

I met you once at a Halloween party and you were dressed as a giant penis. That was enough of a warning for me.

Sincerely, "decline."

Ha! I like that one.

Good way to make an hour of silence fly by!

Elle1036

Dear Noah,

We could've sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving 'til 5.

Sincerely,

Unicorns

marleylikeair

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_entertain-1-hour?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:f266702e-eb2c-400c-b389-dd454e90c690Post:f04792b1-6a31-4355-a7bc-a6c33e562b34">Re: Entertain me for 1 hour</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Noah, We could've sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving 'til 5. Sincerely, Unicorns
Posted by Elle1036[/QUOTE]


HAHAHA.

PolkaDotBella

Dear 2012,

Attention whore.

Sincerely, zombie apocalypse.

Elle1036

Dear J.K. Rowling,

Your books are entirely unrealistic.  I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?

Sincerely,

Anonymous