So, a while back I told everyone at length about my ridiculous cousin. And how she was determined to steal my wedding date, was mean to me, blah blah blah. Seriously petty stuff, basically me being a whiny brat. Well, I got another one for ya. She's pregnant now. She engaged to this dude, and they're having a baby. Her super religious family is really upset about this. I am upset, but not because she's pregnant. Frankly I couldn't care less what the state of this chick's uterus is. I'm upset because, when her mother asked her in front of everyone (my cousin sprung on our family as a whole group while we were celebrating the baptism of my baby cousin, which my grandmother was absolutely appalled that her parents didn't even get a head's up. For them, this is NOT happy news) why she was doing everything "out of order" (I happen to think this was inappropriate to ask in front of extended family, but whatever), she looked right at me and she said "Well, we're determined not to get married before LittleMissCutiePie. We wouldn't want to upstage her." in a really snarky voice. I should probably mention my Aunt told her not to upstage me, and that's why she moved her wedding date. I didn't know this at the time. I genuinely thought she came to that conclusion on her own.
Bright side, when my cousin said that, people came to my defense when I was too confused/speechless to respond. My grandmother is convinced she got pregnant to spite me. That's too cuckoo bananas, even for my cousin. I'm just irritated that she verbally bitchslapped me in front of our family. What the eff.