What do you call your dirty bits?

anna.oskar

I'm genuinely curious.





I was raised with a very technical understanding of sex organs and their associated parts.  I have no problem saying vagina or penis but a lot of the people i associate with seem to pull out the pet-names that are cutesy or just plain weird. 

What do you call your "private parts"?

How about the opposite sex's parts?

Why do you use those terms as your preferred as opposed to other terms?


As a thank you, here's a bit of NSFW penis song: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcP8sVjZ5qg

Blueyed228

I call them by the dirtiest names you can think of.  Not TK appropriate, lol.

J&K10910

PENIS PENIS PENIS VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA.

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]PENIS PENIS PENIS VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]


Labia Scrotum what?

[Deleted User]

I call H's dirty bits something I won't say on TK because I promised him I'd never tell anyone. Although, I think I've told a couple of you before.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

This is not appropriate conversation for grown mature ladies, anna.

But since you asked, I have several terms.  My vagina is vag, vag-tastic, Gina, or - my favorite - THE LOVE CAVE.

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]This is not appropriate conversation for grown mature ladies, anna. But since you asked, I have several terms.  My vagina is vag, vag-tastic, Gina, or - my favorite - <strong>THE LOVE CAVE.</strong>
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]


I totally read "The Love Cave" as "The Love Cake" and then was all "well that gives a new spin on red velvet"

[Deleted User]

Gross, anna. Trying to eat my lunch here.

I once jokingly referred to lady bits as "the magical place" and now it's become an inside joke with H and me. He finds it hilarious, I find his amusement entertaining.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Red Velvet... now THAT is definitely interesting, considering The Love Cave's monthly visitor.

Blueyed228

i think this thread has gone in circles and should be CLOSED.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Blue - you read my mind.  I'm SO DIZZY!

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]Blue - you read my mind.  I'm SO DIZZY!
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Have you been sneaking my migraine medication again, AATB?

Oh wait, it's the endless spirals of anna's thread. My mistake.

anna.oskar

I think AATB went too far with the monthly visitor comment.  It's ALMOST enough to put me off cake.  ALMOST.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Sesh, it's before noon on a Tuesday.  I'm shitfaced.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]I think AATB went too far with the monthly visitor comment.  It's ALMOST enough to put me off cake.  ALMOST.
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

*ducks from the swinging banhammer*

Sweded

It really all depends what context I'm talking about them in.  I can go from technical to filthy pretty quickly. 

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]It really all depends what context I'm talking about them in.  I can go from technical to filthy pretty quickly. 
Posted by Sweded[/QUOTE]


But you can use technical?  I have some friends that look like they'd die if i made them say vagina.  it's "Va-jay-jay" or they just say "privates"

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What do you call your dirty bits? : *ducks from the swinging banhammer*
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Thanks to this thread, I read this as "ducks from the swinging bananahammer."

I'd love to look up "swinging banana hammer" but I'm afraid of what google will give me.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Swinging banana hammer is what I call my H's naughty bits!

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What do you call your dirty bits? : Thanks to this thread, I read this as "ducks from the swinging bananahammer." <strong>I'd love to look up "swinging banana hammer" but I'm afraid of what google will give me.</strong>
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]


sadly, nothing filthy.

[Deleted User]

I think I'm going to use it on H tonight and see how he reacts. "Hey hubby, wanna give me a little of that swinging banana hammer?" He gets so flustered when I say things like that, it's fun to see him stutter over words.

Blueyed228

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[QUOTE]I think I'm going to use it on H tonight and see how he reacts. "<strong><u>Hey hubby, wanna give me a little of that swinging banana hammer?"</u></strong> He gets so flustered when I say things like that, it's fun to see him stutter over words.
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

I dont think I can ever imagine you talking dirty.  To me you are sweet little Sesh.  Now its tainted..........

anna.oskar

He's gonna be speechless!

mehgank

For him, I just call it a penis. Or "peen" when I'm drunk. He called it a weiner last night and it weirded me out. What is he, 4 years old?

And I just call mine a vagina. Sometimes they're "ladyparts" when I'm referring to the entire general area, like when I'm having cramps, I'll say "Damn my ladyparts". Side note: my autocorrect on my iPhone corrects "ladyparts" to "ladybugs".

AllAboutTheBenjamin

I love lamp.

mehgank

AATB, are you just pointing out objects in your office and saying you love them?

LOUD NOISES!!

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]I love lamp.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]


Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?

AllAboutTheBenjamin

I love lamp!  I love lamp.

You have mental problems, man.

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What do you call your dirty bits? : I dont think I can ever imagine you talking dirty.  To me you are sweet little Sesh.  Now its tainted..........
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

I can talk dirty when it's the written word. When it comes to saying it in person, I'm guaranteed to giggle like a schoolgirl and ruin the dirty moment.

Anysunrise

When I'm being serious, the proper terms. When I'm dinking around, penis is dangly bits, and vagina is girly parts.

Blueyed228

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What do you call your dirty bits? : I can talk dirty when it's the written word. When it comes to saying it in person, I'm guaranteed to giggle like a schoolgirl and ruin the dirty moment.
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

Please dont ever change.  You give me hope for humanity.