Autocorrect is good

crash2729

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_live-is-good?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:14Discussion:7aaa65e0-632c-48db-ab26-075a4a030eafPost:a03c633f-91f0-4a86-8efb-82512ac8b1b9">Re: LiFe is good</a>:
[QUOTE]Hes a good man. His wife left him. <strong>We been friends for a yr now.</strong>
Posted by Shlby81[/QUOTE]
Oh..you're more than friends.

PrincessJas

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_live-is-good?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:14Discussion:7aaa65e0-632c-48db-ab26-075a4a030eafPost:a03c633f-91f0-4a86-8efb-82512ac8b1b9">Re: LiFe is good</a>:
[QUOTE]Hes a good man. His wife left him. We been friends for a yr now.
Posted by Shlby81[/QUOTE]

<div>Regardless of how good he may be, you're pregnant with his child, and he's still married.</div>

rajahmd

This is like watching a poorly done CGI trainwreck.  Yeesh. If this is not trolling, it's a seriously messed up story.

gailpete

Do you have to take a written exam to be a nail technician?  That could be really hard given the limited grasp of the English language.

catrb89

crash2729

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_live-is-good?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:14Discussion:7aaa65e0-632c-48db-ab26-075a4a030eafPost:06621392-0492-4ec4-b4bc-9f2e0f6ee166">Re: LiFe is good</a>:
[QUOTE]This is like watching a poorly done CGI trainwreck.  <strong>Yeesh. If this is not trolling, it's a seriously messed up story.</strong>
Posted by RachelBFMD[/QUOTE]
I kind of feel like there was a troll that had almost this exact same story not so long ago.

ootmother2

But let's put first things first,  He has to get a derverse first or your baby will be illegal

TRUTH!

bridalmarch

You have the grammar skills of a drunken salamander. If you're real, I'm sad. 

thejucheidea

Lithium iron is good.

Yes, lithium iron phosphate batteries are very good. I like them better than other lithium ion batteries.

allychase

"Hi I'm newly engaged. I've been lurking for a while but just got engaged tonight, yay! Thought I'd stop by and introduce myself. My names Shelby and I've been with the love of my life for 4 moths. This is my first wedding so any advise I'll appreciate." You were able to speak proper English yesterday. Lesson in trolling: don't be so obvious. It isn't fun for everyone else

wrigleyville

ERMAHGERD DIVERSE

CFM102012

This chick's posts are like watching a train wreck while on an acid trip.  You can't look away but you also feel your brain cells dying.

*disclaimer-I've never been on drugs

bridalmarch

Weren't you from Boston yesterday? 

RamonaFlowers

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_live-is-good?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:14Discussion:7aaa65e0-632c-48db-ab26-075a4a030eafPost:9571f9df-8fb2-4a5c-8977-b9add8f89dbf">Re: LiFe is good</a>:
[QUOTE]Weren't you from Boston yesterday? 
Posted by bridalmarch[/QUOTE]

Maybe OP was home-schooled?

angelsong21

The quality of trolls has really gone down since the last time I was here. Gives me the sads.

MyNameIsNot

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_live-is-good?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:14Discussion:7aaa65e0-632c-48db-ab26-075a4a030eafPost:a03c633f-91f0-4a86-8efb-82512ac8b1b9">Re: LiFe is good</a>:
[QUOTE]Hes a good man. His wife left him. We been friends for a yr now.
Posted by Shlby81[/QUOTE]

<div>Yesterday you'd met him 4 months ago.</div><div>
</div><div>Lesson in trolling: write down your back story so you don't have to remember all the details.</div>

NcsuPsych

OP, this is why you shouldn't Drunk-Knot. That, or you have alter-personalities. One where you're coherent and can use proper English and the other where you're just failing left and right in the communication and common knowledge fields.

wrigleyville

In Response to Re:LiFe is good:[QUOTE]In Response to Re: LiFe is good:Hes a good man. His wife left him. We been friends for a yr now.Posted by Shlby81Yesterday you'd met him 4 months ago.Lesson in trolling: write down your back story so you don't have to remember all the details. Posted by MyNameIsNot[/QUOTE]
She met him a year ago. They've been dating for four months, he got her pregnant, and now he's getting divorced from a "woman he feels sorry for" even though she cheated on him. This is glorious if it's real. Simply glorious.

Julie2013

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_live-is-good?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:14Discussion:7aaa65e0-632c-48db-ab26-075a4a030eafPost:962662da-1ae8-4ddd-8b09-66ba5b1e2597">Re: LiFe is good</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: LiFe is good : Maybe OP was home-schooled?
Posted by RamonaFlowers[/QUOTE]

That's quite an insult to those of us who do homeschool. My 4 kids were able to spell better than this by 1st grade.

J&K10910

The thing that's my favorite?  She correctly spelled "judgmental" in another post. 

thejucheidea

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_live-is-good?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:14Discussion:7aaa65e0-632c-48db-ab26-075a4a030eafPost:2f9a3bf1-2317-4d58-85c8-c1e966f84cda">Re: LiFe is good</a>:
[QUOTE]The thing that's my favorite?  She correctly spelled "judgmental" in another post. 
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
hahaha, she probably thought she was misspelling it because 90% of people posting on forums seem to think that 'judgemental' is how it's spelled. I think I saw her use 'ect' somewhere else though, so she's 50/50 on the derp spellings.

RamonaFlowers

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_live-is-good?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:14Discussion:7aaa65e0-632c-48db-ab26-075a4a030eafPost:19c077bf-274f-4876-b8a1-a8f1139eb694">Re: LiFe is good</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: LiFe is good : That's quite an insult to those of us who do homeschool. My 4 kids were able to spell better than this by 1st grade.
Posted by Julie2013[/QUOTE]

Dude, chill, it was a joke. Based off of the previous comments made telling OP not to home school her own kid. Because she can't spell or form proper sentences. It's what I do around here: read the other posts and comment accordingly, usually for the sake of making people laugh.

Or did you have somebody else handle the "reading comprehension" aspect of your own childrens' educations?

thejucheidea

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_live-is-good?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:14Discussion:7aaa65e0-632c-48db-ab26-075a4a030eafPost:e6c01744-4da2-4546-b079-5fd1264ef541">Re: LiFe is good</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: LiFe is good : Dude, chill, it was a joke. Based off of the previous comments made telling OP not to home school her own kid. Because she can't spell or form proper sentences. It's what I do around here: read the other posts and comment accordingly, usually for the sake of making people laugh. Or did you have somebody else handle to "reading comprehension" aspect of your own childrens' educations?
Posted by RamonaFlowers[/QUOTE]

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Julie2013

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: LiFe is good : Dude, chill, it was a joke. Based off of the previous comments made telling OP not to home school her own kid. Because she can't spell or form proper sentences. It's what I do around here: read the other posts and comment accordingly, usually for the sake of making people laugh. Or did you have somebody else handle to "reading comprehension" aspect of your own childrens' educations?
Posted by RamonaFlowers[/QUOTE]

<div><font face="Times New Roman">Sounds to me like you need to chill. I didn't get worked up. I only implied that she spells like a kindergartener. Belligerent much?

And there's no way this poster is real. Her spelling and grammar are much better in other threads.</font></div>

RamonaFlowers

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_live-is-good?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:14Discussion:7aaa65e0-632c-48db-ab26-075a4a030eafPost:226c2721-4ff8-48ba-a5af-32861738e25d">Re: LiFe is good</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: LiFe is good : Sounds to me like you need to chill. I didn't get worked up. I only implied that she spells like a kindergartener. Belligerent much? <strong>And there's no way this poster is real. Her </strong>spelling and grammar are much better in other threads.
Posted by Julie2013[/QUOTE]

Omigod! You think the OP's a TROLL?!?!?!?!?! Like somebody would deliberately make up some absurd story just to stir up the boards a little?!?!?! What a completely new and unheard of thing on TK!!!!!

Thank the sweet baby Jesus you were here to set us all straight! Hey, guys! It's okay! Y'all can stop taking this thread seriously, because apparently, the OP isn't real! I know, I know, you're all as surprised as I am by this mind-blowing turn of events, but once we all get past the initial shock, we must sincerely thank Julie2013 for completely changing the way we all see the internet for the rest of our lives. I move we all chip in for a subscription to a Jelly Of The Month Club and one free Grand Slam Breakfast at the local Denny's as a token of our undying gratitude.

Julie2013

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_live-is-good?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:14Discussion:7aaa65e0-632c-48db-ab26-075a4a030eafPost:5a7a5f15-9e03-42a4-a106-a8af3da2dfc7">Re: LiFe is good</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: LiFe is good : Omigod! You think the OP's a TROLL?!?!?!?!?! Like somebody would deliberately make up some absurd story just to stir up the boards a little?!?!?! What a completely new and unheard of thing on TK!!!!! Thank the sweet baby Jesus you were here to set us all straight! Hey, guys! It's okay! Y'all can stop taking this thread seriously, because apparently, the OP isn't real! I know, I know, you're all as surprised as I am by this mind-blowing turn of events, but once we all get past the initial shock, we must sincerely thank Julie2013 for completely changing the way we all see the internet for the rest of our lives. I move we all chip in for a subscription to a Jelly Of The Month Club and one free Grand Slam Breakfast at the local Denny's as a token of our undying gratitude.
Posted by RamonaFlowers[/QUOTE]

Hmmm ... I must have wiggled the chip on your shoulder ...

catrb89

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_live-is-good?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:14Discussion:7aaa65e0-632c-48db-ab26-075a4a030eafPost:a43bf36a-59a0-42f2-9278-46f58db5f7eb">Autocorrect is good</a>:
[QUOTE]I got autocorrect now so this should be better.
Posted by Shlby81[/QUOTE]

Are you really trying to convince us that you're not a really unfunny troll?

Shlby81

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_live-is-good?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:14Discussion:7aaa65e0-632c-48db-ab26-075a4a030eafPost:8df75b57-f778-4926-b185-22a7e73b8591">Re: Autocorrect is good</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Autocorrect is good : Are you really trying to convince us that you're not a really unfunny troll?
Posted by catrb89[/QUOTE]

why do you keep calling me a troll. I am not ugly.

RamonaFlowers

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_live-is-good?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:14Discussion:7aaa65e0-632c-48db-ab26-075a4a030eafPost:bbc53770-8ff7-4e07-b19c-68402c1b97be">Re:Autocorrect is good</a>:
[QUOTE]Ramona, I'm especially loving you tonight!
Posted by StageManager14[/QUOTE]

This exact moment just went through my head <3
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wrigleyville

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_live-is-good?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:14Discussion:7aaa65e0-632c-48db-ab26-075a4a030eafPost:226c2721-4ff8-48ba-a5af-32861738e25d">Re: LiFe is good</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: LiFe is good : Sounds to me like you need to chill. I didn't get worked up. I only implied that she spells like a <strong>kindergartener</strong>. Belligerent much? And there's no way this poster is real. Her spelling and grammar are much better in other threads.
Posted by Julie2013[/QUOTE]
*kindergartner