So I know most of you couldn't care less but I feel like I need to vent or I'm going to beat the crap out of my dog (not literally).
She is not allowed on any furniture. Period. Every so often I'll let her on the couch but she has never been on the bed. She has 2 beds, a blanket and pillow. She had been getting into things and chewing while we were at work (bathroom garbage, books, DVDs) and now we lock her in the bedroom during the day. We were worried she would sneak up on the bed so I put long sheets of foil along the perimeter of the bed to keep her off. Works great.
Friday afternoon I came home to find that I forgot to put the foil down and she is quite comfortable - her sleep number is a 55. I yell and push her off and go eat lunch. I get up and she's on the freaking bed again!! B*tch!!!
So today I'm home sick from work and I get out of bed to lay on the couch for a while. Only like an hour later I go into the bedroom and this hore is on the effing bed. But not only is she on the bed, she had horked all over it and was trying to clean it up before I found it. I'm flipping out and yelling at her and she goes to her crate before I even tell her to.
Down comforter goes to the cleaners and the sheets are in the washer. A tiny bit had soaked through to the mattress itself, which angers me the most because we JUST bought this sleep number a few months ago. I've been bugging FI to go with me to get a mattress protector but of course, we haven't gone yet - totally my fault. I was able to unzip the bed and clean it from both sides and it's totally fine, but I am not. I'm irate.
Edna will be in her crate until her father gets home. And I will take one extra pain killer and hope to calm down. Thank you for listening to me ramble. I kind of feel better and I hope the image of me flipping out while a gigantic dog lounges comfortably on my bed made you laugh internally.
