July 2012 Weddings

This is Hilarious

This is going to be long but trust me it's worth it.

So Tuesday night I had a dream that it was this Saturday, the day of our wedding. We get to the church and this girl (we call her Hoe for identity sake) was there. See, background on Hoe is, she had a thing for my FI and wanted him and he didn't want her cause she is well..a hoe. Back to the dream. Hoe is there and she has coordinated a wedding at my church. With my decorations. Needless to say, in my dream I chewed everyone out including my pastor. I woke up and thanked to the good Lord it was a dream.

Wednesday night me and FI are watching fireworks at the country club over the lake when my cell rings. It's my father. He said, "So I hear someone wants to get married in the church Saturday?" I thought he was being cute so I laughed and said yeah that's what we are planning on. He wasn't laughing. He said "No ,Babygirl, I heard someone else does." I just said, "Shut up Mama told you my dream about Hoe!" He said "No. Cade showed up at the church while I was there and was wanting to get married in the church Saturday. I told him no you were getting married." I was like "OMG you're kidding! That is not even funny!"

I just still cannot believe that happened! I came to work and was telling my co-worker and she was like OMG He is marrying my cousin!! Lol I work in a small town but didn't realize it was that small.

Thought all of us could use a good laugh lol even if it is at my expense =)

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Re: This is Hilarious

  • Wow - that is too strange!

    Ummm....Did anyone tell Cade you need more than 2 days to plan a wedding?
  • It's probably a shotgun wedding.
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  • LOL i love that you refer to her as HOE lol. 
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  • Lol I figured it was a shotgun wedding too. I found out today that it's because he is leaving to go out of state for 7 months. Whatever..JOP it lol You're right it takes more than two days!!
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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_july-2012-weddings_this-is-hilarious?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding Club BoardsForum:066005ef-215f-48b1-8655-328b41e07c52Discussion:066ca2d8-ebfc-4cc6-8cef-eb5dc4fa5204Post:c3e014b8-c35a-4558-a6d0-fe0629346071">Re: This is Hilarious</a>:
    [QUOTE]LOL i love that you refer to her as HOE lol. 
    Posted by Melissa.hylton[/QUOTE]

    If the shoe fits.... hahahaha!
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