Gross things your FI does

k8888

I can't be the only one here with a totally gross, 100% pure boy of a FI... while I normally find this very endearing, he has some disgusting habits that I absolutely can't stand.

1) Nose picking - it's like his nose has a magnet in it and the other magnet is in his finger.  Especially while driving.... I bet there's a pile of boogers on the floor of his driver's side but I'm too horrified to look.

2) Pulling out the ingrown hairs on his face - FI is half Italian and inherited the dark, thick hair of his Italian side... he has a really nice beard, but a lot of times he gets ingrown hairs.  His mission in life is to find these and dig them out of his face at all cost.  Most of the time he doesn't even realize he's doing it until I point it out. 

bridetobe71412

HAHAHA. This is a perfectly timed question.

1) Stripping down as soon as he gets home and walking around in boxers. He leaves his clothes in a pile in the entry to our apartment. I would stop picking them up, but it doesn't seem to bother him and it really, really bothers me to have piles of clothes everywhere.

2) SHEDDING. Fiance is also Italian and he sheds. like. you. would. not. believe. I know he can't help it, but COME ON. I clean up my hair from blowdrying, whyyyyy can't you notice all the little body hairs in the bathroom and PERHAPS try to clean them up once in a while? I end up cleaning the bathroom almost every day because it skeeves me out.

3) Leaving empty water bottles all over the apartment. Last night I cleaned up EIGHT bottles. EIGHT. With just a little bit of water left in them, which he fails to finish.

Can you tell I'm a neat freak?

mekiakoo

1) Farts all.the.time. He always informs me that he has to fart and I always tell him "no, you can't". It doesn't stop him.

2) His work boots/socks are SMELLY after work. He leaves it in the breezeway everyday, but I gag every time I smell them. I can actually taste the smell

3) He likes to scratch his scalp nonstop- it's a habit. ANNOYING! But not sure if it's gross. His scalp is perfectly fine. May be a nervous habit.

AllyG303

1. He blows "snot rockets" in the shower which is DISGUSTING...I don't want to find snot particles dried on the shower doors.  Gross.

2. Leaves dishes with dried, crusted food EVERYWHERE.

3. Farts all. the. time.   

AllyG303

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[QUOTE] 3) <strong>Leaving empty water bottles all over the apartment. Last night I cleaned up EIGHT bottles. EIGHT. With just a little bit of water left in them, which he fails to finish. Can you tell I'm a neat freak?
</strong>Posted by bridetobe71412[/QUOTE]


My FI did this, too!  I finally got tired of gatehring them up, that I stopped buying bottled water, and bought him a Brita.

k8888

OMG the shedding, too.... it always looks like the wolfman just took a shower when he gets out.  I already told him I'm not dealing with that nonsense... and the hairs on the soap UGHHHHH

Madisonpenny

Lol I love this post.. what do you think our FIs would say about us?

bridetobe71412

HAHAHAHA I am LOLing at work.

He also farts all the time! ALL THE TIME! I'm like, will you please go in the bathroom? He's like, OOPS ONE MORE.

hahahahahaha

k8888

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[QUOTE]Lol I love this post.. what do you think our FIs would say about us?
Posted by Madisonpenny[/QUOTE]

FI would know better than to answer this or he would feel my wrath hahaha

I can't complain about his burping/farting because I'm equally as guilty... but like my pop-pop always said, better out than in!  (hahaha so gross)

ceglare4

haha you girls are cracking me up! I am seriously, kid you not, having a hard time coming up with gross things that my FI does. I'm shocked!

He leaves water bottles on the kitchen counter but not all over the apartment, and I think it's annoying but not really gross. He doesn't fart or burp in front of me, doesn't pick his nose, doesn't shed. Man he sounds so feminine right now haha.

elizabethmae315

Im really lucky that my fiance does not do these a lot of these things!! He's pretty tame!!  

The one thing i think grosses me out is that he does pull out his ingrown hairs too, like on his arms or eyebrows. I dont know why it bothers me as much as it does though...

He'll go too long without shaving sometimes, which i think is gross more because he gets the creeper 'stach after a couple days, and his eyebrows gow closer. He'll get a faint unibrow if he leaves it. 

I think thats gross, but its more a personal thing i guess. 

LADY324

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[QUOTE]HAHAHA. This is a perfectly timed question. 1) Stripping down as soon as he gets home and walking around in boxers. He leaves his clothes in a pile in the entry to our apartment. I would stop picking them up, but it doesn't seem to bother him and it really, really bothers me to have piles of clothes everywhere. <strong>2) SHEDDING. Fiance is also Italian and he sheds. like. you. would. not. believe. I know he can't help it, but COME ON. I clean up my hair from blowdrying, whyyyyy can't you notice all the little body hairs in the bathroom and PERHAPS try to clean them up once in a while? I end up cleaning the bathroom almost every day because it skeeves me out. 3) Leaving empty water bottles all over the apartment. Last night I cleaned up EIGHT bottles. EIGHT. With just a little bit of water left in them, which he fails to finish. Can you tell I'm a neat freak?
</strong>Posted by bridetobe71412[/QUOTE]

Lol my FI is not Italian but he always brushes his teeth with his shirt off and I swear chest hairs just fly right onto the sink.  I hate hair so I am always gagging cleaning up the bathroom.

And he also leaves empty seltzer bottles all of the house. 

bells24412

well, he farts all the time and they smell like sewer!! ugh!
he picks his nose hairs all the time.
he sometimes hacks a lougie, that to me is the most disgusting thing ever!! ugh makes me want to gage everytime!

K8888 Our FI's should get together and pull our their nosehairs together! lol.

BeabullMom

This is so funny!  FI does all this gross stuff!  I tell him sometimes he is the grossest person on the planet!  He farts all the time and he is a nose picker too.  He doesn't even know he is doing it.  I have to say, "What are you doing?"  I just have to tease him at this point. 

I HATE  when he leaves hair in the sink.  It grosses me out for some reason.  Just wash it down!!!

mandctaft

1) My FI also farts all the time and they are loud. I don't really care if we are at home, but we'll be in a store isle and let it rip. I just want to die. Its not like I've never farted in a store, but I try to get to the bathroom or at least somewhere where there aren't any people.

2)This one isn't FI's fault but he CPAP machine for his sleep apnea and it makes him drool in his sleep like crazy. He has to have black pillow cases just so they don't stain. I have to recue my pillows from him sometimes.

3)He eats a bucket of dressing with a little salad.

He is very good about rinsing his dishes and making sure dishes are in the kitchen though.

BmoreBride311

Ewww this is the grossest thread! My FI is not a big farter, lol, but he burps a lot and they STINK! I barely ever burp, and when I do my FI makes fun of me b/c they are so quiet, so his seem even more ridiculous compared to what I can do. What annoys me even more than how they stink is how loud they are. I swear he TRIES to make them as loud and long as possible, like it's impressive or something.

singing_lyn

LOL. Seriously laughing sitting here at work. My fiance farts all the time too, sometimes he'll get up and leave the room but there are times he'll fart in bed and then waft the blankets to make me gag. It annoys me so much. And when he shaves he does a horrible job cleaning up and it's everywhere because he shaves his head at the same time and so there's just a ton of hair. To the point that he's clogged the sink a few times from his hair and had to vacuum it all out. Then he also does this annoying thing when his nose is a little clogged instead of sniffling or going and blowing his nose he blows out constantly  and I mean every few seconds and normally nothing comes out but there was once he snot rocketed on to the bed doing that and totally grossed me out.

owengirl996

OMG these are cracking me up and I can soooo relate!

The snot rockets in the shower are one of my BIGGEST pet peeves! I HATE HATE HATE cleaning the tub anyway, and to find little hairs (he sheds too...he's a hairy beast!) and dried snot sends me over the edge!

The farting is annoying too. And the burping. I'm always on him to at least excuse himself...makes me so mad when he doesn't! I'll glare at him and he's like "what??" UGH!!!

Sounds like we all need to start making our FIs clean the bathroom...unfortunately, around here, it would get done like, twice a year or after I fight with him about it lol

chelsea1110

Ceglare I am in the same boat! My FI is pretty much a girl about this kind of stuff. He hides when he poops (like goes to the farthest bathroom away from me or waits till I leave), doesn't fart (except in his sleep), doesn't burp. I think it's hilarious that he tries to be so demure! There are plenty of things that annoy me he does but I can't think of anything gross!

BrightFirefly

I honestly don't think I have EVER heard FI fart.

My ex, however, was a fart machine.

FI's nasty habits include the fact that like no food in our fridge expires. I made chili dogs 3 weeks ago. I want to throw away the left-overs (which..by the way  - are on bread in the fridge..so..mold, anyone?) - FI doesn't want me to..cuz it's a waste. Uhm..hello..is anyone going to eat that? Abuela is the same one. Neither of them EVER throw anything from the fridge away.

One time it was sooo bad that I was gagging from cleaning out the mold left-overs.

dramaqueen91087

Let's see

1. FI yells at me all the time for being a slob, which I am, but so is he. His side of the room is riddled with plates and cups and food crumbs. And he never puts his clothes away, despite the fact that he made me get rid of clothes I still wore so he could space for his.

2. When he gets drunk, he gets naked. Which is fine if we're home, but most of the time he tries it when we're out. It started in college when we would have house parties. Once, we had a toga party and he slept in the bathroom in just his boxers! but then he did it while on a camping trip, and has tried to do it in many bars and even on a party bus (though to be fair with that one the host said "lets get naked"). I'm like, can you please keep your clothes on in public!

shelby8020

My FI will get undressed from work and then just casually throw his clothes by the bed on the floor ......it is so annoying and if I don't say anything ......it starts accumulating to the point where there are just random socks,boxers, and pants all over the room on "his" side ugh!!! Not to mention the fact that my chihuahua has a love for eating socks like bones lol

Nati05

Hahaha these are hilarious!

From time to time I wonder if FI is human.. he never farts or burp. EVER. Makes me feel like crap because I on the other hand have to burp all the time lol. 

HOWEVER, he has bread and coffee every morning and night and never finishes it all. He's terrified of running out of coffee so he always pours more than he needs. Then he dunks his bread rolls in his coffee and eats it. I'd say about 95% of the time when I go clear the table of his 39847303 billion old coffee mugs there's soggy chunks of coffee soaked bread floating around. SO EFFIN GROSS. I despise cleaning them! 

k8888

NATI - ewwww soggy coffee bread....

My FI drinks the milk directly from the bowl with the soggy cereal pieces at the bottom after he eats a bowl of cereal... it makes me gag watching him.

darkoa1

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[QUOTE]<strong>My FI will get undressed from work and then just casually throw his clothes by the bed on the floor ......it is so annoying and if I don't say anything ......it starts accumulating to the point where there are just random socks,boxers, and pants all over the room on "his" side ugh!!! </strong>Not to mention the fact that my chihuahua has a love for eating socks like bones lol
Posted by shelby8020[/QUOTE]

<div>UGGH MY FI TOO!</div><div>
</div><div>He also farts every morning before taking a shower and while brushing his teeth. It causes me to laugh all the time because it's soo random. I hear the electronic tooth brush then "pooop" ...ugh the bad thing is that it's so loud! Most of the time I can hear it from the down stairs livingroom (while he is using the upstairs bathroom). ewww!</div>