is anyone else

bonnbonn4

not "doing the deed" til after the wedding?  i'm not a virgin but my fiance is and its important to him so yeah.  but i'm going BONKERS!

tidetravel

You're not even a funny troll.

[Deleted User]

Maybe he's holding out on you because he knows you're disgusted with the idea of his pale, death-like skin ruining your wedding pictures.

Sorry, couldn't resist. No, we didn't wait. I don't agree with waiting until marriage to sleep with your SO. Or move in together for that matter.

tidetravel

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[QUOTE]<strong>Maybe he's holding out on you because he knows you're disgusted with the idea of his pale, death-like skin</strong> ruining your wedding pictures. Sorry, couldn't resist. No, we didn't wait. I don't agree with waiting until marriage to sleep with your SO. Or move in together for that matter.
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]
I thought pale, death-like skin was all the rage, nowadays. 

Vamps are HOT!

[Deleted User]

Clearly OP didn't get that memo.

Unless he's Grim Reaper-pale, rather than Eric Northman sexy.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

*timidly raises hand* Actually we aren't doing it while we're engaged.  We are both Christians but we didn't wait - and after talking about it we decided we could definitely take a break from it during the engagement.  It's really really hard though - totally not for everyone.

Even though it IS hard it's given us opportunities to explore other areas of our relationship, too, so it hasn't been all difficult.

What you're doing isn't really all that insane - I actually know a couple who didn't even kiss until they were pronounced man and wife at the altar.  Not really sure I could go that far.

The tanning thing though..... yeesh

scoetto

So, my see-through skin is FINALLY in??? YES!!!

MeaghanandMichael

Me and H made a deal we could only fuuck other people when we were engaged, you know, to keep our sex life alive and special until the wedding night. Thank god because those 14 guys I fuucked totally paid off for our marriage. Whatever works, obvs.

shellydiane820

Well, I'm a nun so.....yeah.

lisarose7

FI was a virgin when we met.  Took me 3 dates to get him to give it up.  That was a long week and a half, let me tell you....

jelique7

you gota admit that this woman had some hairy balls to post something like this after her last post.

OP- will you fuuck your H after the wedding if he doesn't tan? because a pasty white man under the sheets would scare me...maybe you should ask him to tan first, you know...just in case you cant handle it.

megk8oz

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[QUOTE]you gota admit that this woman had some hairy balls to post something like this after her last post. OP- will you fuuck your H after the wedding if he doesn't tan? because a pasty white man under the sheets would scare me...maybe you should ask him to tan first, you know...just in case you cant handle it.
Posted by jelique7[/QUOTE]

If he doesn't tan she can just turn the lights off to avoid being sickened by his paleness. Although, judging from her description, he might glow in the dark. Oh well.

Let's face it, nothing screams "wedding night" quite like a glow in the dark penis.

SarahPLiz

Meg, I thought those were just for the bachelorette party!

megk8oz

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[QUOTE]Meg, I thought those were just for the bachelorette party!
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

You mean everybody else <strong>doesn't</strong> have glow in the dark penis on their wedding night?

tidetravel

Meg, I really want to steal that quote for my siggy, but I don't think it would be appropriate right next to a pic of Taryn.

SarahPLiz

Yeah, maybe not so approporiate, Tide. Someone should save that one for posterity, though.

megk8oz

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[QUOTE]Meg, I really want to steal that quote for my siggy, but I don't think it would be appropriate right next to a pic of Taryn.
Posted by tidetravel[/QUOTE]

Tide, this is why I chose not to procreate. I never have to be concerned with their adorable baby pictures being sullied by innapropriate siggie quotes. <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-tongue-out.gif" border="0" alt="Tongue out" title="Tongue out" />

susieq87

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: is anyone else : I thought pale, death-like skin was all the rage, nowadays.  Vamps are HOT!
Posted by tidetravel[/QUOTE]

Eff yes...vamps are really hot. Eric from True Blood!

katiewhompus

Sco, go outside tomorrow at noon and I will morse code you by using a mirror to reflect the light off my incredibly pale legs.

Scott and I withheld sex for a week before the wedding, but mainly because I had my period that week.

There's a post on thenest about a couple who waited until they were married to have sex. He was really horrible in bed and refused to listen to any suggestions or comments she had, and she's now looking at divorcing him. Test runs are important!

susieq87

I am not. I am a tramp and I like it that way. Just kidding. Nope, I think we will do something like skip it for a month or so, but I am not too worried about it. We live together and I dont think getting married is going to make us anymore in love. I love him, and that is why we have sex. Eventually, after we get married, it is too make babies, but for now, it is just plain old fun.

susieq87

Wow. I just said too instead of to. My bad. It is late.

megk8oz

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[QUOTE]Yeah, maybe not so approporiate, Tide. Someone should save that one for posterity, though.
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

I'm working on it ... apparently the Knot Gods have decided I'm never allowed to update my sig.

luckyme502

We haven't waited.  We never planned on waiting.  We have lived together for almost three years, I'm divorced and have a daughter.  Really, what would have been the point?

jelique7

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: is anyone else : If he doesn't tan she can just turn the lights off to avoid being sickened by his paleness. Although, judging from her description, he might glow in the dark. Oh well. Let's face it, nothing screams "wedding night" quite like a glow in the dark penis.
Posted by megk8oz[/QUOTE]


lmfao...glow in the dark penises are for Halloween..or special occasions such as job promotions, new houses, and new pets...not just for the wedding night!

sctfrk1314

We're waiting but it's because of me. I told him on our first date I was a virgin and he was cool with it, has been cool the whole time. I'm not a nun, though, so things happen... just not, you know. But I'm not waiting until we're married, just until I'm ready.

aprovencher21

We aren't having sex for a month before the wedding.  Or at least that's the plan.....eh its a nice little dream but knowing us ha.  I know we won't have sex the night before the wedding cause we won't be staying together. 

There isn't much that I can imagine being more awkward than two virgins on their wedding night. 

kimmieniesink

Reading this made me think about that 19 Kids and Counting show.
The oldest boy and his now wife only held hands while engaged, and kissed for the first time when pronounced Husband and Wife. Then, while driving from the reception to the hotel, were listening to a table about "intimacy". Oh goodness.

vegasgroom

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[QUOTE]Me and H made a deal we could only fuuck other people when we were engaged, you know, to keep our sex life alive and special until the wedding night. Thank god because those 14 guys I fuucked totally paid off for our marriage. Whatever works, obvs.
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

Can you be facebook friends with other guys though, or did he draw the line there?

[Deleted User]

Wait. What is "the deed"?

BecW2be

It's that handslap game you play to the rhyme about Big Macs, Cew. The actual "deed" is the snap, but the rest is very important foreplay.

[Deleted User]

Oh wow. That's good to know. I thought we were talking about houses. Then, my answer is no, we did not do the deed before we got married. Unfortunately, Matt can't snap. I guess that means he's impotent.