Jessica Simpson?

ricksang

I hate that dress on her!

kd.joseph

She looks like Zsa Zsa!

cupcakesfrosting

It might also be the way she's stepping off the curb. Who walks like that?

But the dress really isn't flattering to her tummy area.

betrothed123

Yeah, that's just unfortunate looking on her.

dawnmarie1279

She looks prego!

ricksang

Hmm her arms and legs are skinny maybe she is pregnant.

cupcakesfrosting

She apparently is engaged now. Who knows?

beatlesgirl25

Yeah, that gigantor ring on her finger is making me wonder. Holy huge. And I agree the angle of the shot is all wrong for her.

Nebb

She rarely wears flattering clothes.

ricksang

She doesn't Nebb! She has the money to but nice clothes too! I bet that dress was over 500!

Starmusica

Her arms and legs are too thin for this to be fat. Its all boob and tummy. She looks VERYpregnant! weird maybe its the way shes walking and the moment of the photo

cupcakesfrosting

She used to be so pretty. Like, ridiculously gorgeous. And then she gained a little weight, but isn't DRESSING like she has. Dress for your body type, there's nothing wrong with it.

Like, I would never wear a mini-skirt right now, because of my Thunder Thighs. But I used to be able to. Change your wardrobe when your body changes.

ricksang

Well, if she isn't pregnant, she needs to lose some weight. Andriod/apple shape is an unhealthy way to carry body weight.

Nebb

I rest my case...

ricksang

I tried a pair of those jeans on, they can up to by boobs b/c I am only 4 "11" lol.  

reddy123

She really needed that second leopard belt. It makes it all come together.

ricksang

 Ha Reddy!

ricksang

I didn't know she was 30!

sarah0725

I kinda feel like making fun of Jessica Simpson these days is like shooting fish in a barrel.

Starmusica

ooo yea project runway! She didn't look great. There is nothing wrong with not being a stick but I agree.. she needs to dress her size. I always respected that she wasn't a total twig. Not all of us can have no hips and she was a decent roll model in that sense.

saschaduran

Over the past few years I was asked several times if I was pregnant because if I gain weight it goes straight to my belly.  I feel like I have the same problem areas as Jessica Simpson...a belly and square hips.

But I do agree she does not look good now.  She dresses in the most unflattering way to accentuate her problem areas.

And on Project Runway, I swear it looked like she was on Prednisone, a steroid.  My sister was hospitalized with heavy doses in high school due to Chrons disease and she got a lot of swelling in the neck and cheeks, just like Jessica.  I almost wonder if she is sick and on some sort of steroid.  

cupcakesfrosting

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[QUOTE]Over the past few years I was asked several times if I was pregnant because if I gain weight it goes straight to my belly.  I feel like I have the same problem areas as Jessica Simpson...a belly and square hips. But I do agree she does not look good now.  She dresses in the most unflattering way to accentuate her problem areas. And on Project Runway, I swear it looked like she was on <strong>Prednisone</strong>, a steroid.  My sister was hospitalized with heavy doses in high school due to Chrons disease and she got a lot of swelling in the neck and cheeks, just like Jessica.  I almost wonder if she is sick and on some sort of steroid.  
Posted by saschaduran[/QUOTE]

One of my really good friends has horrible psoriasis, and they put her on prednisone. She literally gained 20lbs in 2 weeks. She ate everything in sight and she felt horrible.

TheCranberry

I hope she's not on corticosteriods.  They are so hard on the body, and often the weight gain is the least serious of the side effects.  My mom had to be on Prednisone off and on over the years, and she has health issues now that could be a result of that drug.

I agree that the outfit and the picture are very unflattering.

HobokensFury

is that her new engagement ring she's sporting.  I think it's kind of funny that she announced her engagement a week after her ex husband's.

Blueyed228

I wish she would start dressing better for her shape.  I dont think she is heavy by any means, but she needs to stop dressing like she is a size 2.  Girlfriend needs a new stylist.

K Byte

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[QUOTE]is that her new engagement ring she's sporting.  I think it's kind of funny that she announced her engagement a week after her ex husband's.
Posted by HobokenBride2012[/QUOTE]
I think it's hilarious too!
I saw a pic of her engagement ring on Oh No They Didn't, or what they said was her engagement ring, and it looked like something you could buy for $99 out of the jewelry counter at JC Penney. <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-embarassed.gif" border="0" alt="Embarassed" title="Embarassed" />


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vegasgroom

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[QUOTE]She really needed that second leopard belt. It makes it all come together.
Posted by reddy123[/QUOTE]
lol two is always better than one!

K&J64

The dress is fugly, I don't think she's pregnant though, I think it's just the camera angle and the way her back is arched. Frankly, who cares with legs like those she could wear a trash bag.