Because that's something you want everyone to know.

MissDuke2012

"Smokin' that purp, pickin up a script. It's gonna be a good good day"

"Out rollin' a blunt holllaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"give me 4 percs and a dollar bill, i'll show you how to live on the edge"


Doesn't anyone think before they update their statuses on facebook? All of that came from one girls profile, all updates from the same day.

Anysunrise

Pretty sure people have been arrested for posting stuff like that on FB.

LedZeppelin

I don't think people who are high fall into the, "think before they update" category.

allisong23

I don't get the whole 'getting high on Perc' thing. When I have taken it after surgery in the past, it just makes me itchy. Of course, I have never snorted it, so I must be doing it wrong.

MissDuke2012

I thought people that were high were paranoid about getting caught?

She's been arrested, several times actually. Not because of FB though.

J&K10910

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_because-thats-something-want-everyone?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:08dd2690-a59d-4f05-a302-527e1098423cPost:45302dfa-92e2-4419-a581-c2345f111b99">Re: Because that's something you want everyone to know.</a>:
[QUOTE]I don't get the whole 'getting high on Perc' thing. When I have taken it after surgery in the past, it just makes me itchy. Of course, I have never snorted it, so I must be doing it wrong.
Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]

No, no, you're doin' it wrong.  You have to take a handful and chase it with a shot of vodka.

ichellemay1

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_because-thats-something-want-everyone?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:08dd2690-a59d-4f05-a302-527e1098423cPost:574027cb-2385-47b2-b858-fac7674e62a1">Re: Because that's something you want everyone to know.</a>:
[QUOTE]I don't think people who are high fall into the, "think before they update" category.
Posted by LedZeppelin[/QUOTE]

Absolutely true.

JenGin74

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_because-thats-something-want-everyone?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:08dd2690-a59d-4f05-a302-527e1098423cPost:2d36b2ac-bfe4-480a-bd05-c4ce2d91dbf9">Re: Because that's something you want everyone to know.</a>:
[QUOTE]I thought people that were high were paranoid about getting caught? She's been arrested, several times actually. Not because of FB though.
Posted by MissDuke2012[/QUOTE]


She's your friend?

Blueyed228

I have a friend (well she is the sister of a friend) who posts stupid stuff like that.  She is ready to have her baby any day now.  This was her last post.

‎...doctor says, your cervix is soft n ready, kevin says, thank u I've been working hard....OH I KNO... TMI, F OFF, IT WAS FUNNY. Get a sense of humor. lol

She is sooo friggin gross.

[Deleted User]

Are we friends with the same person? Because I see that every single day on my feed. Once it was, "Didn't get the job, wondering if big boss man knew I smoked a joint before the interview"

Gee, ya think?

MissDuke2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_because-thats-something-want-everyone?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:08dd2690-a59d-4f05-a302-527e1098423cPost:1b184a9a-65eb-402f-8a5e-82f880657483">Re: Because that's something you want everyone to know.</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Because that's something you want everyone to know. : She's your friend?
Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

She used to be one of my best friends. She started dating a guy that was an addict and we stopped talking. She hadn't been on FB for a long time until a few days ago, and I had forgotten she even had one. She updated this morning and I noticed it. I've since deleted her.

JenGin74

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_because-thats-something-want-everyone?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:08dd2690-a59d-4f05-a302-527e1098423cPost:04285b09-43c6-4a6f-846c-7225e142e995">Re: Because that's something you want everyone to know.</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Because that's something you want everyone to know. : She used to be one of my best friends. She started dating a guy that was an addict and we stopped talking. She hadn't been on FB for a long time until a few days ago, and I had forgotten she even had one. She updated this morning and I noticed it. I've since deleted her.
Posted by MissDuke2012[/QUOTE]


I have a few of those. I haven't deleted them because the drama keeps me occupied when I'm bored at work  :)

Night_Sprite

Why are you FB friends with these people?

MissDuke2012

"Smokinn some grandaddy purp with my bby and his niggas bout to get a script.. Hit me uppp junkies. "


This was my favorite though.

dmiller9274

I have a couple of FB friends that annoy the crap out of me.  I also don't delete them because I kind of enjoy watching the hot mess they call life unfold.  I'm a diick

LedZeppelin

Apparently, I need to get more entertaining FB friends.

MissDuke2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_because-thats-something-want-everyone?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:08dd2690-a59d-4f05-a302-527e1098423cPost:6b2d1505-ad4c-49f2-bd77-5e82810e2c8d">Re: Because that's something you want everyone to know.</a>:
[QUOTE]Why are you FB friends with these people?
Posted by Night_Sprite[/QUOTE]

The entertainment they bring. I've since deleted her. But some people I keep around just so I get a good laugh at work.

allisong23

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_because-thats-something-want-everyone?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:08dd2690-a59d-4f05-a302-527e1098423cPost:7a21aecc-3d61-431d-8ea7-140c4248b004">Re: Because that's something you want everyone to know.</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Because that's something you want everyone to know. : No, no, you're doin' it wrong.  You have to take a handful and chase it with a shot of vodka.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

*facepalm*

Why didn't anyone tell me?

LesPaul

This little gem is from my former SIL's BSC teenager (who flunked out of school in the 9th grade).  Not her status, but the little 'about me' box in her profile. 

My names Janieee; im 17. Bouta be 18 in a quick minutee (: My son's name is Joeyyy. He's bouta be 2 in decemberr (: I'm a Singlee Mommyy& i do it bestt Ima go to college at XYZ to become a ultrasound technician . Hmu if you wana know moree ! (:

Her command of the English language is impressive.  'bouta be'?  'ima go'?  Random extra letters in the words and names?  WTF - I'm very frightened that she has reproduced herself.

ccdaisy

haha- those are great! I don't have any FB friends who post questionable activities, but I did get one on my profile today " Thinking about you today"...I can't help but wonder why..nothing major going on, I've not posted bad news...not sure why she is thinking about me now...

Y I Oughta

There was a rapper from Pittsburgh on the "wake and bake" tour that was arrested yesterday after tweeting he was going to go smoke a joint. The cops saw it and closed in. What a moron.

jessienjeremy

I need new FB friends.. mine are boring.