Vent. I promise it's juicy. And probably really long.

LDYGTR13

Ash - I'm so sorry! I say we gang up on him and castrate him.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]He was just texting me yesterday.  He called me last week to check and see how I was doing. I feel like I'm in the fucking Twilight Zone.
Posted by Ash2985[/QUOTE]

I hate this guy.  I hate him.  I hate him probably more than scores of rabid internet sideshow freaks hate the Kardashians right now.  If I ever ran into him IRL I would have to hold myself back from introducing my foot to his balls.

HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT.  HOW.  I can't even wrap my mind around this shiit!

Nebb

Jaw just dropped. What in the fucking fuckk. What a total shitforbrains. Wow. WOW. And that biitch is a fucking cuunt for being involved with a married man. Fuuck that noise. I'm so freaking sorry this happened

Ash2985

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Vent. I promise it's juicy. And probably really long. : Did you tell him to go fvck himself and his whore?  Because that's what I would've said. There's no way that other woman didn't know about you, right?
Posted by Steph+J[/QUOTE]
I didn't, but that's because I didn't know at that point.  I won't be responding to anything else he sends me.  Not worth my time.<div>
She definitely had to know.  It sounds like they waited til I was out so that she could move in, since I lived there for about a month after everything happened until I closed on my house.</div>

maratea

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[QUOTE]<a href="http://www.poopsenders.com/" rel="nofollow">http://www.poopsenders.com/</a> Ok Ash, start PMing me some names and addresses. I have some poop to send.
Posted by kodakitty[/QUOTE]
Hell, I'd send my own shiit to him. With a match and a note that says 'Please light me on fire, then step on me repeatedly." Or a pile of shiit, with a picture of his face on it. Because, you know, he's a steaming pile of shiit.

LP11509

Koda FTW

Wiscisbliss

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[QUOTE]<strong><a href="http://www.poopsenders.com/" rel="nofollow">http://www.poopsenders.com/</a> </strong>Ok Ash, start PMing me some names and addresses. I have some poop to send.
Posted by kodakitty[/QUOTE]

<div>Lol.  I think I have a new favorite website and hobby.</div>

[Deleted User]

Wow, holy shiit what a piece of utter garbage. You are so much better off without that scum in your life.

And I'd give the friend a piece of my mind too. What kind of person stands up in a wedding knowing the bride or groom has been cheating the entire time? His friends are all pieces of shiit too.

lbarr088

I can't even begin to wrap my mind around this. Whattadouche and you are SO better off.  My God... 

Nebb

I'm sorry for all the swears but what a fucking scumbag to keep it from you like that till the divorce was final. I hope he gets syphilis.

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Vent. I promise it's juicy. And probably really long. : I hate this guy.  I hate him.  I hate him probably more than scores of rabid internet sideshow freaks hate the Kardashians right now.  If I ever ran into him IRL I would have to hold myself back from introducing my foot to his balls. HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT.  HOW.  I can't even wrap my mind around this shiit!
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

This! ALL of this!

I really dont know what goes on in peoples head sometimes. Ash if you need to talk you know where to find me. And you are SO much better then this crap.

Ash2985

You guys are awesome.  I'm kind of thinking of ways to fuuck with him.  I'm thinking about texting him to see if I can come see the house since he's repainted it and everything after I moved out, acting like I know nothing, and making him figure out how to tell me "no," since, of course, he wanted to stay friends and all.

Or just not saying anything and sending some kind of Congrats on the baby card in the mail with "Fuuck you" written inside.

musicalsunlight

Yeah, I am with Sesh. While, sure, its great that guy told you finally, it is really fucked up that he valued his friendship with this asshole more than his moral code.

alynne1113

Seriously, I will send this guy and his whoreface some poop too.

Ash2985

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Vent. I promise it's juicy. And probably really long. : I feel like this translates to "He was just trying to find out yesterday if I'd heard yet.  He called last week to make sure none of his friends had slipped."
Posted by djhar[/QUOTE]
You're probably right.  Supposedly he was worried that I was seriously depressed and might kill myself, so he felt obligated to keep checking on me.

lbarr088

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[QUOTE]You guys are awesome.  I'm kind of thinking of ways to fuuck with him.  I'm thinking about texting him to see if I can come see the house since he's repainted it and everything after I moved out, acting like I know nothing, and making him figure out how to tell me "no," since, of course, he wanted to stay friends and all. Or just not saying anything and sending some kind of Congrats on the baby card in the mail with "Fuuck you" written inside.
Posted by Ash2985[/QUOTE]

<div>I have to ditto Koda on the poopmail.  </div>

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Seriously Ash.  Thinking about all of this... it makes me ill.  I could puke.  I can't even believe what a horrible person your ex-H is and how horrible his friends are.  How can human beings even do that to each other.  FuckingFUCK

[Deleted User]

Yeah, because losing such a charming man such as him is sooo devastating. If he texts again to check up, I'd say something about how life is so much better now that he's not in it, so do you a favor and never contact you again so you can enjoy what happiness truly is.

alynne1113

I don't know how you are holding up so well, I would have totally done something immature like made a fake facebook account and messaged this girl telling her that he is cheating on her with me and that I am pregnant with his baby as well.

Then sent like...27 shipments of poop.

lbarr088

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[QUOTE]Seriously Ash.  Thinking about all of this... it makes me ill.  I could puke.  I can't even believe what a horrible person your ex-H is and how horrible his friends are.  How can human beings even do that to each other.  FuckingFUCK
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

<div>No kidding.  There's one thing if there's honesty and then even trying to figure out if it is worth saving before the wedding.  For everyone to keep silent was just absolutely disgusting.  Another check on my list of "why people suck"</div>

Ash2985

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Vent. I promise it's juicy. And probably really long. : I would do this. I hate to bring it up, but please make a doctor appointment for yourself if you haven't been recently to get tests run.  Who knows what kind of trampy tramp he was with. :(
Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]
I have a call in to the doctor.  Luckily, he's military, so he gets tested frequently and so hopefully I don't have anything.  But it would've been nice of him to let me know that he was sticking his diick in anything that moves.

musicalsunlight

I really do not think I could ever hide that from one of my friends, even if my bestest friend was the one being the shitbag.

Ash2985

It sure did make it easier to clean out my Facebook friends list!

She doesn't have Facebook.  I checked

Nebb

I like the card idea. With a box of poop.

alynne1113

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[QUOTE]No, seriously. <strong>I will pay for some shiit to be sent</strong> since I guess it's illegal to send my own.  Bastards.  And I lied, I don't need his name.  I've come up with plenty of those on my own.
Posted by kodakitty[/QUOTE]

I will send you money to send some extra, for realz.

maratea

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[QUOTE]I like the card idea. With a box of poop.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
You could even wrap the poop up in a diaper. Really drive the point home. But make sure it's nasty baby poops.

Wiscisbliss

While I love the idea of sending poop through the mail... the best revenge has got to be living a better life without him.  I think you're easily capable of that, Ash

cheeseandrice

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Vent. I promise it's juicy. And probably really long. : I would do this, and when he finally says no, "But I really wanted to see how you and your whore decorated the nursery" and hung up.
Posted by djhar[/QUOTE]

*like*

Ash2985

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[QUOTE]While I love the idea of sending poop through the mail... the best revenge has got to be living a better life without him.  I think you're easily capable of that, Ash :)
Posted by Wiscisbliss[/QUOTE]
This is my approach.  He's an idiot.  I'm pretty awesome, and it's his loss.  I won't give him the satisfaction of knowing that he's hurt me.

chelseamb11

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Vent. I promise it's juicy. And probably really long. : I would do this, and when he finally says no, "But I really wanted to see how you and your whore decorated the nursery" and hung up.
Posted by djhar[/QUOTE]

I love this idea.

What an assmunch.  I am so so sorry :(