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Vent. I promise it's juicy. And probably really long.

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Vent. I promise it's juicy. And probably really long. : You could even wrap the poop up in a diaper. Really drive the point home. But make sure it's nasty baby poops.
    Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

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  • I'm still finding things out.  Apparently, she's also military, they went to their superiors soon after I moved out so that it was on record.  He claims that he doesn't know why he married me, and that I thought that marriage would fix all of our relationship problems (uh, what). 
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  • But, uh, Didn't he knock her up BEFORE you moved out?  Can't they get in trouble for that shiit in the military?
  • He is completely unhinged. 
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  • I think that they can.

    And he is a fucking sociopath.  Or something.  There's seriously something wrong with him.
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    [QUOTE]But, uh, Didn't he knock her up BEFORE you moved out?  Can't they get in trouble for that shiit in the military?
    Posted by Steph+J[/QUOTE]
    This is what I was just going to say. Aren't affairs a big no-no in the military?
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    [QUOTE]I think that they can. And he is a fucking sociopath.  Or something. <strong> There's seriously something wrong with him.</strong>
    Posted by Ash2985[/QUOTE]

    No truer words can be said.

    I almost feel bad for the guy.  What kind of person feels so shitty about themselves that they just weave a horrifying web of damning lies that hurts and affects so many people?!

    Note that I said I <em>almost</em> feel bad for him.  I mostly just want him to choke on kitty litter.
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  • You are a strong woman and you will be ok. He is the ass that has to live with the sham life he created. This might sound cruel, but at least you didn't find out while you were still together. Finding out after you have had time to heal a little over the breakup is better than piling it on at once then breaking up. I would rather know I left because I wanted to than to leave because he got some chic pregnant.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Vent. I promise it's juicy. And probably really long. : This is what I was just going to say. Aren't affairs a big no-no in the military?
    Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]
    I think so!  I don't know that I care enough to make a big deal about it.<div>
    </div><div>I can't believe he's going to have a FUCKING KID.</div>
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    [QUOTE]I'm still finding things out.  Apparently, she's also military, they went to their superiors soon after I moved out so that it was on record.  He claims that he doesn't know why he married me, and that I thought that marriage would fix all of our relationship problems (uh, what). 
    Posted by Ash2985[/QUOTE]

    Because clearly, that's the answer to any relationship problems... <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-undecided.gif" border="0" alt="Undecided" title="Undecided" /> 
    And what a BS answer.  It's not like you dragged him kicking and screaming down the aisle.  My guess is HE thought it would fix all HIS problems in a relationship.

    I wonder if he's cheating on her too?
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    [QUOTE] Can't they get in trouble for that shiit in the military?
    Posted by Steph+J[/QUOTE]



    My ex BIL certainly did.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Vent. I promise it's juicy. And probably really long. : Because clearly, that's the answer to any relationship problems...   And what a BS answer.  It's not like you dragged him kicking and screaming down the aisle.  My guess is HE thought it would fix all HIS problems in a relationship. <strong>I wonder if he's cheating on her too?</strong>
    Posted by chelseamb11[/QUOTE]
    If he's not yet, I'm sure that he will be.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Vent. I promise it's juicy. And probably really long. : This to the tenth power.  WHAT THE FUUCKING FUUCK?????  I'm so sorry this happened and that the "mutual friend" was such a tool he didn't tell you sooner.  None of these groomsmen had wives or girlfriends that knew?  I find it hard to believe none of them didn't talk and I can't believe that the bitches didn't spill.  I found out after the fact that my exH was a cheater and all of our mutual friends knew too.  That was when I decided that he could have custody of all of the friends in the divorce because they all sucked nuts anyway. 
    Posted by Dot Dash[/QUOTE]
    Yeah.  I'm sucking all the info I can get out of the one who told me.  I've already started removing them all from Facebook, and haven't really talked to any of them outside of that since everything happened anyway.
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  • edited January 2012
    It would be sooooo hard to keep it off facebook.  Seriously.  I normally don't do stuff like this at all but I'd be so tempted to post an update along the lines of "I've just been informed that ex-H cheated on me throughout our entire relationship and marriage.  He is now living with a whore he knocked up while he was still married to me.  If any of you kept his secrets from me, you suck, and I will find out who you are, delete you and never think of you again.  As for ex-H, I wish him and his whore all the best karma can promise - but really, guys?  Watch yourselves because that karma - she's a real bitch."
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  • Oh Ash, I'm so sorry he turned out to be a jerk! What did this mutual friend hope to gain by telling you all this now? Why did he feel more loyal to your ex than to you? This seriously screws you over for something terrible your ex did. I want to kick this so-called mutual friend in the balls.
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    [QUOTE]It would be sooooo hard to keep it off facebook.  Seriously.  I normally don't do stuff like this at all but I'd be so tempted to post an update along the lines of "I've just been informed that ex-H cheated on me throughout our entire relationship and marriage.  He is now living with a whore he knocked up while he was still married to me.  If any of you kept his secrets from me, you suck, and I will find out who you are, delete you and never think of you again.  As for ex-H, I wish him and his whore all the best karma can promise - but really, guys?  Watch yourselves because that karma - she's a real bitch."
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
    I've thought about this a few times over the last day or so.  Especially because I've kept most of it off Facebook so far.  And I've made sure not to badmouth him to anyone, haha.
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    [QUOTE]Oh Ash, I'm so sorry he turned out to be a jerk! What did this mutual friend hope to gain by telling you all this now? Why did he feel more loyal to your ex than to you? This seriously screws you over for something terrible your ex did. I want to kick this so-called mutual friend in the balls.
    Posted by Simply Fated[/QUOTE]


    I want to know too.  Why now?  What's his deal!?
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Vent. I promise it's juicy. And probably really long. : I want to know too.  Why now?  What's his deal!?
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
    He was literally waiting until the divorce was finalized to tell me, because they knew that I would've taken J for all he was worth if I found out.  He started texting me last night and I knew there was something he wanted to tell me, and I finally dragged it out of him.<div>
    </div><div>Where I moved to is only about 15 minutes away from J, so there's a very real possibility that I would've been confronted with it at some point.</div>
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Vent. I promise it's juicy. And probably really long. : I want to know too.  Why now?  What's his deal!?
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]



    Clearing his conscience.
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    [QUOTE]It would be sooooo hard to keep it off facebook.  Seriously.  I normally don't do stuff like this at all but I'd be so tempted to post an update along the lines of "I've just been informed that ex-H cheated on me throughout our entire relationship and marriage.  He is now living with a whore he knocked up while he was still married to me.  If any of you kept his secrets from me, you suck, and I will find out who you are, delete you and never think of you again.  As for ex-H, I wish him and his whore all the best karma can promise - but really, guys?  Watch yourselves because that karma - she's a real bitch."
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    This.  Seriously, you should C&P every word and post this on FB.  He's an asshole and the whole world deserves to know it. 
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  • Ash, so this mutual friend isn't really mutual, as you found out. He was loyal to your ex and let him screw you over. It wasn't his secret to tell, but it wasn't his secret to keep, either. It was rotten of him to wait until it was too late. I don't like him and I wouldn't trust him.
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  • I'm sorry this happened to you. He sounds like a megadouche, especially with all the chicks he's been in. And yea, adultery is worthy of a court martial in the military. That whole, if you can't be faithful to your wife, how can you be faithful to your country business. I know someone who went to military prison for 8 years for it. I would definetly report him, but it doesn't sound like something you would do.
  • AATB, I saw that this morning while I was laying on my couch in a Xanax-induced haze.  It was hilarious.  And then I just watched it again.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Vent. I promise it's juicy. And probably really long. : <strong>He was literally waiting until the divorce was finalized to tell me, because they knew that I would've taken J for all he was worth if I found out.</strong>  He started texting me last night and I knew there was something he wanted to tell me, and I finally dragged it out of him. Where I moved to is only about 15 minutes away from J, so there's a very real possibility that I would've been confronted with it at some point.
    Posted by Ash2985[/QUOTE]

    I don't know how the divorce laws work in your state, but is there any recourse you might have that all this just came out now?  Obviously, you can prove he was cheating on you before your divorce was final by a simple paternity test.

    I'd want to screw him over more now than I would have before for the sheer reason that he lied about it, even though he knew you had every right to screw him over in the first place.
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    [QUOTE]Ash, so this mutual friend isn't really mutual, as you found out. He was loyal to your ex and let him screw you over. It wasn't his secret to tell, but it wasn't his secret to keep, either. It was rotten of him to wait until it was too late. I don't like him and I wouldn't trust him.
    Posted by Simply Fated[/QUOTE]
    Yeah, I don't trust him.  I'm basically using hiim for info, at the moment.  We've not really ever been that close.  I'm not too broken up about it.
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  • Wow, just wow, Ash, I am sorry you are having to deal with this.  I also am filled with rage for the A$$hat!!!!

    The great thing about Karma is you don't have to lift a finger, you just sit back and wait.
  • I'm still reading but holy FVCK I want to send a contraption that would automatically deliver this douchecanoe a junkpunch the MOMENT he opened the box. 

    And what a major whore.

    You are so strong Ash.
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    edited January 2012
    Ash, I'm very sorry you are going through this. I have been basically on both sides of this issue before (with my ex, as the alleged homewrecker and the wrecked) and its not pretty no matter how you slice it. Your ex is a lying douche, and he's lying to her too. He will be cheating on her in months, if he's not already. There's a good chance that even though she knew about you at the end, that she didn't at teh beginning and he lied to her about the status of your relationship. My ex did that to me for 4 years and I was stupid enough to believe it, even after he and his wife had a child in that time (that I didn't know about until she was 9mo). Liars can hide lots of stuff. That's just how these things end.

    Count yourself lucky that you ended without any lasting legal or emotional ties to him (kids, property, etc) and just move on. Dwelling on it and pumping a supposed friend for info only drags on the hurt and anger. Just let it be and cut all ties. He gave up somone good when he drove you away, and he needs to deal with that regret himself. You have no reason to ever have contact with him, or even think about him again. You do you and let him ruin his own life. 
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