Family Guy

staceytaylor0704

FI and I have been on a Family Guy Netflix marathon the past few days....its gotta be one of the funniest shows... What are some of your favorite quotes ??

Some of my favs:

By the way Lois, I got a piercing over there. I'm not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint--it wasn't on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls.

Lois tells Peter he is childish and he responds,
"If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

Anysunrise

Haha, the pedophile one is one of my favourites too.

"How about that sideboob? You like that? Yeeah? Well you shouldn't. Because that's MY sideboob."  -Peter

Stewie: "Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over."

Stewie: "Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch."

jollcm18

"What do you want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy . . cause I'm married" - said Peter to the Don.

npasquale16

Ha, I don't watch too often, but I love that guy Paddy Tanager the Caddy Manager ( I remember it because it rhymes, lol).  He's the guy who's always saying, "Big whoop, you wanna fight about it?"  FI and I always say this at random moments. 

staceytaylor0704

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[QUOTE]"What do you want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy . . cause I'm married" - said Peter to the Don.
Posted by jollcm18[/QUOTE]

LMAO

jollcm18

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Family Guy : LMAO
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That was the episode that got me hooked.  I like the older episodes the best.  It just hasn't been the same since it came back on the air.

Shaye526

This is my absolute favorite but I think you need audio / video to get the full effect:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pbou_r7ODs

Anysunrise

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[QUOTE]This is my absolute favorite but I think you need audio / video to get the full effect: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pbou_r7ODs" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pbou_r7ODs</a>
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I watched some of the other ones linked to this, and man, it's crazy that the one guy does all those voices. So weird to see it live.

amylydia23

All time favorite quote:
Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie: You're sexy.
Seth Macfarlane is from the same town I am from.  He makes a lot of references to places and things around the area.  I personally enjoyed when he hosted the Roast of David Hasselhoff a few weeks ago and decided to talk like Stewie while referring to Pam Anderson's boobs. 

staceytaylor0704

HA! Amylydia, i will have to watch that. I love the roasts.

staceytaylor0704

Shaye- Now I wanna talk like that just to annoy my FI. muahaha

jemmini6

Stewis: Mom, mom, mom, mom, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, Lois, Lois, Lois, Lois

Lois:  WHAT?!

Stewie: Hi *giggles & runs away*

LedZeppelin

I love Family Guy!

One of my favorites is from a more recent episode. The family was talking and ignoring Chris, so he thinks he's invisible. He then throws off his clothes, runs outside and yells, "I'm invisible!" and the old pedophile goes "Nooo, you're nottt." 

It'd be better if I had a clip, but I haven't found one. 

npasquale16

Ohhh, I love that old pedophile.  He cracks me up.  And his old ass dog.

LedZeppelin

Haha. Oh, the poor dog.

"Come on, Jesse. It's time to make your peeps and poops."

kathrynhabibti

Heh heh heh heh heh heh, and then another heh-heh-heh-heh-heh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LLcSTQCnHs

LedZeppelin

That's a good one!

This is another of my favorites:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iEatWL6Er0&feature=related

kathrynhabibti

omg. I sometimes get that song stuck in my head. This might be another of those times :^P

LedZeppelin

Oops. 

amylydia23

Oh lord, that song reminds me of cheerleading camp. 

Shaye526

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[QUOTE]Shaye- Now I wanna talk like that just to annoy my FI. muahaha
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My FBIL is great at doing impressions and he does this one all the time.

Mioh1

Peter while having intercourse for 30 seconds "oh oh ohhh shazaaaaaaaaam!"