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Your favorite words

My favorite words are shenanigans, douchebaggery and the phrase "drinking the Haterade".  What's yours?
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Re: Your favorite words

  • jbloomjbloom member
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    you might like this gem then -- I enjoy saying "Douche Baggins of the Shire" for particularly douchey types.
  • That's a good list you have there. F**k is my favorite word.  Seriously.  I predict that I will be called by my kid's school numerous times for his potty mouth.
  • I enjoy yours as well as poop, hoarface, skankatron, and unit.  I've also become quite fond of the word foff and am finding myself attempting to use it in everyday conversations.
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  • prosti-tots not quite yet a prostitute? your a prosti-tot!!!
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  • passers-by, tomfoolery, fuuckface or biitchface
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  • I like douchebaggery but "Douche Baggins of the Shire" for particularly douchey types just may be my new favorite saying.I've also almost used "foff" elsewhere recently. Shenanigans gets a lot of use as well. I also find exsanguinate to be an interesting word but you don't get to use that very often. Maybe I should give some of those vampire series a chance just so I could use the word.
    I'm pretty sure it's pronounced your mom's a moron and if you didn't have your name legally changed by the age of 22, so are you. Unless you're from another continent. -Groomz
  • I'm still holding on to "fuddy duddy" from last week.And hopefully some other classics will come back, too.  Just like 80's hair and leg warmers.  Gnarly?
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  • I use the word "tool" to describe people a lot.  Not that I like the word that much, but I say "dude" way too often.  I will sometimes refer to a situation as "craptastic".  I stole that one from Perez Hilton.Oh, and Vinny, I use "fuuck" or some derivation of it many times each day.   
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  • I use craptacular a lot especially to describe tv shows. I also abuse "dude" but usually only when talking to my H. Like when he steals a spoonful of my dessert and takes too much whipped cream, I say "dude, not cool!"
    I'm pretty sure it's pronounced your mom's a moron and if you didn't have your name legally changed by the age of 22, so are you. Unless you're from another continent. -Groomz
  • Cumdumpster, tool, assssclown.
  • I'm also a dude abuser.  I too love douche in all it's forms, but the pure douche is my favorite.Baconface, seriously, fuuck, shiit, and assboat all frequently come out of my mouth.  Words I love but don't get to say too often are mellifluous, dalliance, effervescent, quark, jot, and wherewithal.

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  • Everyone else keeps pointing out words I forgot. I probably should retire seriously from my vocabulary.
    I'm pretty sure it's pronounced your mom's a moron and if you didn't have your name legally changed by the age of 22, so are you. Unless you're from another continent. -Groomz
  • Teratogen. It's not a pleasant meaning, but it's fun to say. Tur-RAT-toe-gen.
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  • Assbonnet, lametron, lameorama.
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  • Jerkface. I use it instead of stupid fuuckking idiot, its sounds more ladylike.
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  • jbloomjbloom member
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    I'm trying to remember all mine.  My catchphrases rotate every few weeks or so.  Dude is a standard of course, being a West Coastie.  I have taken to saying "What the F?" a lot just because I like to say Eff.  Fncktard.RuPaul just introduced me to a new one that I have to share == Y'all are leotarded.
  • To add on, dude, douchebag, and "eff" are big in my daily usage.  I just told my husband the other day that I need to get a new word to replace douchebag because I use it so often.  I found that word.  I have already forgotten what it was.  So, douchebag it is.I also really love to say eff that f**king s*it.He he, leotarded.  Might be using that one.
  • I like to say "tit" a lot to myself when no one is listening.  I put extra emphasis on the second "t", making it almost two syllables. 
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  • I like to say "tit" a lot to myself when no one is listening. I put extra emphasis on the second "t", making it almost two syllables. See, this is why I must meet you someday.
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  • Don't make me say tit in front of you HT.  It's a private thing.
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  • I bet you said it to Fenton and tasty.
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  • Tasty stole my tomfoolery!  I also enjoy the local slang term hoosier that I've tried to teach you all.I also enjoy calling people human trash when warranted, which is often.
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  • I invented foff, so I feel a special connection with it. I also use it in public and I think it is getting some hype. I may start having some billboards, giving it some radio airtime, see where it leads. I plan for it to be the new bullet in a smiley face. I also enjoy dude, jankety and fah-junkety (the latter two describe shiit that is broke).
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