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What I don't understand

Is why Ariel comes out of the sea in an evening gown at the end of the Little Mermaid.  How do you go from shell bra to evening gown.Also, if my dad had man muscle boobs that big, I'd be uncomfortable.  Merman or not.
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Re: What I don't understand

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    Not only that, but why is she 16 and married.  And how does she come out of the water dry. Every.Single.Time.
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    Cause, she is a mother fuckin-* princess!
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    I think it's because her dad did it to cover her up so she'd stop being such a whore down the river.  When Ursula did it, she left her naked. 
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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    If I were standing (floating?) next to Triton during the ceremony, I'd be so tempted to reach over and sneak a little pasty onto each of his nips.
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