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Is it underwear or panties to you?What kind of underwear do you usually wear?What kind does your husband prefer?What kind does your husband wear?How often do you replace your underwear?If you were in an accident today, would your underwear pass muster?Do you wear slips with skirts? Spanx or other firming undergarmets?Would you let your kid put your underwear on his or her head?
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  • Is it underwear or panties to you? underwear What kind of underwear do you usually wear? VS cotton bikinis What kind does your husband prefer? on me -- none on him -- whatever is clean What kind does your husband wear? usually boxers How often do you replace your underwear? a few times a year If you were in an accident today, would your underwear pass muster? I'm wearing a pair of disposable underwear from the hospital, so I'm going to say NO. Do you wear slips with skirts? Spanx or other firming undergarmets? I don't own any slips. My skirts are usually lined. No on the Spanx and other firming undergarments. Would you let your kid put your underwear on his or her head? Why not?
  • Is it underwear or panties to you? Undies. What kind of underwear do you usually wear? Cotton hipsters. What kind does your husband prefer? Boxer briefs.What kind does your husband wear? Boxers or bbs. He has about 40 to choose from, I guess it's all the affairs. How often do you replace your underwear? When they get holy, I am an atheist afterall. If you were in an accident today, would your underwear pass muster? Yes, pregnancy comes with new undies. Do you wear slips with skirts? Spanx or other firming undergarmets? Not if I can help it. Which once caused my coworker to point out she could tell where my legs were. Is that shocking? Would you let your kid put your underwear on his or her head?If they were clean, but my fave is making tights into rabbit ears.
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  • Is it underwear or panties to you? drawers, pronounced "draws" What kind of underwear do you usually wear? none or full bottom. also, they must not give me muffin top What kind does your husband prefer? none What kind does your husband wear? none usually. to work her wears grey briefs just in case he forgets to zip or soemthing. that would be awkward How often do you replace your underwear? i buy new underwear all the time, but I hardly wear it If you were in an accident today, would your underwear pass muster? ummmmm, i am not wearing any Do you wear slips with skirts? Spanx or other firming undergarmets? I do wear slips. I only wear spanx with formal stuff in cooler weather, so like never. Would you let your kid put your underwear on his or her head? yes, but only if it was clean.
  • Hooray for mesh panties, Kay.  I kept a couple pairs, god knows why, and occasionally I pull them out of the drawer when looking for some white undies.
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  • It has never occurred to me to ask Mr M what his underwear preferences are for me.
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    "The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
  • Is it underwear or panties to you?  UnderpantsWhat kind of underwear do you usually wear?  Boy shorts or hipstersWhat kind does your husband prefer?  He doesn't care much about underpants unless they have garters attached.What kind does your husband wear?  BoxersHow often do you replace your underwear?  Whenever they wear out or the matching bra explodes.If you were in an accident today, would your underwear pass muster?  Yes and no.  Yes because they're cute green underpants with a cherry applique on the hip and no because the accident will likely cause me to have an accident in my underpants.Do you wear slips with skirts? Spanx or other firming undergarmets?  What's a skirt?Would you let your kid put your underwear on his or her head?  Only if they were clean.
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  • Is it underwear or panties to you? underwearWhat kind of underwear do you usually wear? body by victoria bikinis.  I just bought some prego undies b/c mine keep getting lost in my nether-region.What kind does your husband prefer? I think he likes thongs, but I'm so over them.What kind does your husband wear? ck boxer briefs.How often do you replace your underwear? not often enoughIf you were in an accident today, would your underwear pass muster?  If they could find 'em, yeah.Do you wear slips with skirts? Spanx or other firming undergarmets? not normallyWould you let your kid put your underwear on his or her head?  No.
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  • Is it underwear or panties to you? underwear unless referring to my H's then I call them panties because it's funWhat kind of underwear do you usually wear? hipstersWhat kind does your husband prefer? noneWhat kind does your husband wear? briefsHow often do you replace your underwear?  when the dog ruins most of my good onesIf you were in an accident today, would your underwear pass muster? yesDo you wear slips with skirts? Spanx or other firming undergarmets? yes if the skirt is sheer enough to see throug, yes to spanx Would you let your kid put your underwear on his or her head? if they were clean and he wasn't 16
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  • Is it underwear or panties to you? Underwear. Panties gives me the pedophile creeps.What kind of underwear do you usually wear? Boy shorts, hipsters. I used to wear thongs but don't think I can ever go back.What kind does your husband prefer? Boy shorts, anything my cheeks peek out of. Hates thongs. What kind does your husband wear? Boxers, or boxer briefs if doing a workout or yard work. How often do you replace your underwear? as needed. If you were in an accident today, would your underwear pass muster? Yes, I guess.Do you wear slips with skirts? Spanx or other firming undergarmets? Yes, I'm old school and hate seeing through people's skirts. Unless they are well lined.  I dont' wear spanx unless absolutely necessary. They give me gas pains.Would you let your kid put your underwear on his or her head? I'd prefer not, but I suppose if they were very clean. 
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  • Is it underwear or panties to you? panties, unless they are on a kid or man. ladies wear panties.What kind of underwear do you usually wear? boy shortsWhat kind does your flavor of the week prefer? lacy boy shortsWhat kind does your flavor of the week wear? usually boxers. How often do you replace your underwear? as soon as it starts losing shape, lose threads, anything like that.If you were in an accident today, would your underwear pass muster? indeedDo you wear slips with skirts? Spanx or other firming undergarmets? very seldom a slip. sometimes spanx if deemed necessary.Would you let your kid put your underwear on his or her head? that just seems wrong.
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  • Is it underwear or panties to you?Underpants, of course.What kind of underwear do you usually wear?I wear boxer briefsWhat kind does your husband prefer?He doesn't really get a say.  I hope he likes boxer briefs because that's all I wear.What kind does your husband wear?He wears briefs.How often do you replace your underwear?When the elastic wears out or I find a hole, I'll replace.If you were in an accident today, would your underwear pass muster?I wouldn't get a spread in Corpse Weekly, but I'd be okay.Do you wear slips with skirts? Spanx or other firming undergarmets? Not usually.  I have a pair of manspanx for special occasions.Would you let your kid put your underwear on his or her head? Yes.  No question.
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  • Is it underwear or panties to you?  Underwear.  I am not a fan of the word panties.  It is my moist.What kind of underwear do you usually wear?  These days, cotton bikinis.  Sometimes a thong if the outfit requires one.What kind does your husband prefer?  Thong or booty shorts.What kind does your husband wear?  Exclusively Banana Repulic boxers.  He's an underwear snob.  The only exception is boxer briefs for workouts.How often do you replace your underwear?  New stuff goes in the rotation every 6 months or so, and I retire the worst of the existing rotation.If you were in an accident today, would your underwear pass muster?  I think so.Do you wear slips with skirts?   Nope, I'm a heathen.Spanx or other firming undergarmets?  Depends on the outfit.Would you let your kid put your underwear on his or her head?  As long as I have a camera to capture the moment. 
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  • Is it underwear or panties to you? Underwear What kind of underwear do you usually wear? None What kind does your husband prefer? No clue What kind does your husband wear? Boxers How often do you replace your underwear? Not very since I rarely wear them. If you were in an accident today, would your underwear pass muster? Nope, I'm not wearing any. Do you wear slips with skirts? Spanx or other firming undergarmets? Depends on the skirt, sometimes a slip, sometimes spanx. Would you let your kid put your underwear on his or her head? My daughter used to like to wear my bras as necklaces, does that count?
  • Is it underwear or panties to you? underwear or undiesWhat kind of underwear do you usually wear? cotton bikinisWhat kind does your husband prefer? doesn't really care, but I'm sure something more sexy than I wearWhat kind does your husband wear? briefsHow often do you replace your underwear? not as often as I shouldIf you were in an accident today, would your underwear pass muster? I think so, they were clean this morningDo you wear slips with skirts? Spanx or other firming undergarmets? not unles it is slightly see through, or tight(for the spanx)Would you let your kid put your underwear on his or her head? as long as they are clean
  • Is it underwear or panties to you? UnderwearWhat kind of underwear do you usually wear? Boy shorts or bikinisWhat kind does your husband prefer? lacey boy shorts or thongsWhat kind does your husband wear? Boxer briefs mostly.How often do you replace your underwear? When needed or buy some every few months.If you were in an accident today, would your underwear pass muster? Sure would.Do you wear slips with skirts? Spanx or other firming undergarmets? I don't own a slip. I'll wear spanx if I must.Would you let your kid put your underwear on his or her head? Sure, if it's clean and s/he's not in public. 
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  • Is it underwear or panties to you?  UnderwearWhat kind of underwear do you usually wear?  Gap cotton hipstersWhat kind does your husband prefer?  I don't care.What kind does your husband wear?  Boxers or BBsHow often do you replace your underwear?  As needed.If you were in an accident today, would your underwear pass muster?  Sure.Do you wear slips with skirts? Spanx or other firming undergarmets?  Never slips.  I have a pair of Spanx, but I prefer just to wear loose clothing.Would you let your kid put your underwear on his or her head?  Yes, if clean.
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  • Is it underwear or panties to you? I favor drawers as well. Or boodondies. Panties makes me feel ick.What kind of underwear do you usually wear? At risk of horrifying the room, I prefer commando, unless I'm wearing dry clean pants or am on the menses. Although me likey the boy shorts, they make my round bottom look niiice.What kind does your husband prefer? Lacy boy shorts.What kind does your husband wear? He is an underwearless freak like myself.How often do you replace your underwear? For someone who doesn't wear it a ton, I have a fair bit of it.If you were in an accident today, would your underwear pass muster? Nope.Do you wear slips with skirts? Spanx or other firming undergarmets? No, spanx gives me the pregnant lady line on my belly, I prefer to let my FUPA free.Would you let your kid put your underwear on his or her head? Only if it were clean, purple, and they used the leg holes as eyes, a la The Revolting Blob.
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  • God bless my underwear, my only pairstand beside it and guide itthrough the night in the washing machineFrom the washer, to the dryer,and then back to me.... God bless my underwear, my only pair.
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  • Is it underwear or panties to you? UnderwearWhat kind of underwear do you usually wear? Thongs or low rise bikiniWhat kind does your husband prefer? Anything that I wearWhat kind does your husband wear? Boxer briefsHow often do you replace your underwear? When it starts to fall apart. If you were in an accident today, would your underwear pass muster? Hellz yes. Mine are nice and fancy today.Do you wear slips with skirts? Spanx or other firming undergarmets? NopeWould you let your kid put your underwear on his or her head? Mine, no. There own, yes.
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