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Re: Bacon Lovers--No, not that kind, Groomz!

  • I was hoping this was about Baconsmom.
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  • Bibbity bobbity BACON!
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • Yes, and I plan on making some. there will be nuts involved. It will look like poop but I care not.
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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • The juiciest gossip I have about baconsmom is that she got her 4 year old a cell phone because she and her husband are too lazy to walk down the street to pick the child up when dinner's ready.  Now they just call her and tell her to come home.
  • I used to make chocolate covered bacon.  In the mid 90's.  True story.  And I used to have discussions with my friends about how I should try to market it and make millions, but they convinced me that nobody would ever buy chocolate covered bacon.  They owe me.  BIG.
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