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Audrey

pdxmousepdxmouse
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How's motherhood at home treating you?
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"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
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  • audreyhorneaudreyhorne
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    I knew poop would be a hot topic, I just didn't realize how much I would think about it.  But it's great.  I'm doing ok on a few hours sleep; pumping overnight while she was in the NICU helped get me ready.
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  • KayRIKayRI member
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    No one warned me how obsessed I would become with bowel movements once I became a mother.I'm glad you have your daughter home and with you!
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  • pdxmousepdxmouse
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    Am I the only one who didn't do that? I know it's really common. Now, gunk from the nose was a source of great interest to me. It was like that magician's trick with the scarves, but with snot. I'm glad you guys are home and happy.
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    "The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
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  • KristenBtobeKristenBtobe
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    We thought a lot about poop. When, how much, how often. Is any on the outfit? Why does it stink like that?
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  • KayRIKayRI member
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    I starting texting F at work when Ian pooped during the day until he told me to stop.
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  • KristenBtobeKristenBtobe
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    Yes, Mike would get the nightly BM report when he got home from work. Still does, sometimes, especially if it's either noteworthy or if she hadn't gone for a couple days.
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