Winged

CaliopeSpidrman

On a scale of 1 to orgasmic, how would your rate your dining experience last night?

wingedbride

superorgasmic. i would rate my sex experience after dinner at a 0 though since we both went into food coma and fell asleep.

CaliopeSpidrman

Bah, who needs sex when you have bacon and puff pastry?

buddhagouda

Clearly, your problem was not getting drunk enough

wingedbride

puff pastry is of the gods.I also "accidentally burnt" several pieces of bacon that i had to eat instead of using in the ressypea.**i like burnt bacon.

tastyburger

a few minutes of sucky sucky would have jolted him from any food induced coma . . . :::voms, just a little bit:::

wingedbride

what kind of vagina skank do you think I am?

KristenBtobe

Pshaw, guess you weren't ovulating.

SarahBethBR

I also "accidentally burnt" several pieces of bacon that i had to eat instead of using in the ressypea.**i like burnt bacon.This happens every time I make anything requiring bacon.  My husband has started to notice.

wingedbride

SB, i was worried he would notice so at one point i jammed two of the pieces in my mouth because he was coming into the room. that is a problem right?