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Bloomie Hoarface Slutrocket

Why come only certain people got FB-dumped....AKA ME??????!  That cuts deep.

Re: Bloomie Hoarface Slutrocket

  • You rang?No, it was across the board.  I am slowly re-friending people, with my tail between my legs.  I thought maybe you were too busy for the dramz of FB dumping with your outside baby and all.
  • Don't worry, she dumped me too. It smarts. We need some healing at FL.
  • You know you're in trouble when she uses your full name like that.Does this mean you're taking back your letterman's jacket?
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • I already took it back.  I'm dousing it with lighter fluid as we speak.
  • I sort of wish this was my full name.  I think I need to rush out right now to embroider this on the back of a faded denim jacket, with an eagle below.
  • Just don't burn the mix tapes.  I'll take those so I can use them to woo Christin.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • I'm going to facebook dump Bloomie in person this weekend. I'm just going to come up behind her, tap her on the shoulder and yell "BAM! FACEBOOK DUMPED!" It's gonna be intense.
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  • Also dumped and never refriended here.But I do not want to be refriended if I am not given lifetime dumping immunity from here on out.  I simply cannot take it happening again.
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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • I'm sorry I am such a social maroon that I made you guys come to the Knot about this.
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