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Things I DONT miss about FL

GroomzMcFinehineyGroomzMcFinehiney
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Cali petting that wig and pretending it was a cat.  Which was kinda quirky and funny for a minute, but when she insisted on buying a 3 day supply of cat food, I'll admit it, I was a little creeped out.
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3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
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Re: Things I DONT miss about FL

  • HezzerlahHezzerlah member
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    I don't miss the smell of fart.
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  • wingedbridewingedbride
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    Hezz, you and I see eye to eye here. i am surprised ali's short shorts still have a seat on them.
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  • CaliopeSpidrmanCaliopeSpidrman
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    Mr. Wiggypuss does not appreciate your disdain.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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  • salimoosalimoo
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    I agree, groomz. That night got a little uncomfortable. I wasn't gonna say anything, but since you said it first ...
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
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  • ChristinSChristinS
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    A Cali memory, by ChristinS: When Moo came to wake us up to show us her bedhead and as I get out of bed Cali said "Did you fart?" And I'm all "NO!" And she pulled up the covers and took a big wiff and says "I smell fart." So I told her it was probably stale basement smell that was lingering in the basement. Then I spent the next 10 minutes wondering if I had farted in my sleep.
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  • CaliopeSpidrmanCaliopeSpidrman
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    *ahem*  I asked if you "tooted".  I don't say "fart" because I am a lady. 
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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  • salimoosalimoo
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    She did say tooted. I will attest to that.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
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  • GroomzMcFinehineyGroomzMcFinehiney
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    I also don't miss having to clean up the poo that was left on our doormat in the middle of the night.  That was sick, yo!
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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
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  • monj76monj76
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    I left that poo just for you, and I was the one who farted. FYI.
    Effing crazy people.
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  • GroomzMcFinehineyGroomzMcFinehiney
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    Oh, and the time I was sitting on the edge of the fire pit, and Christin tried to push me off the ledge into the lake.  Not cool.
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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
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  • wingedbridewingedbride
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    The things groomz did with that banana were a little disurbing.
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