I'm really sorry, but there's no way I'll be able to make it to NYC on Thursday. I've been "volunteered" to work late, so I'll be busy killing myself. If you can make the funeral, it will be really fancy.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali