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NYC G2Gers

Please forgive me if I am not at my best tonight. I will have been awake for nearly 36 hours by the time we meet. My sleeping on the plane plan was disrupted. Here is the best description I could come up with for it. Dear @ssh0le in 35H the sfo-jfk redeye is not a singles bar. Oddly receptive girl in 35I, you're a bit of a wh0re aren't you? Everyone in coach hates you both for keeping us all awake.
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Re: NYC G2Gers

  • Power nap and rally!I hate redeyes.  There is always someone who doesn't get it and ruins it for everyone. I took a redeye from San Diego to Atlanta a few years ago.  Some moron decided it would be a good idea to take a large group of middle school kids on a redeye flight, and let them basically run rampant all over the plane.  You could hardly blame the kids, they don't get it and they are just amped up to be going on a trip.   And you can't give them Ambien.  But I wanted to murder the adult(s) who organized the trip.
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  • It's okay, take a power nap.Because I'm half crippled, I always get the bulkhead seat, first seat in coach with room to extend my left leg
  • I almost asked the chick if she was a talent scout for tool academy because I couldn't think of any other reason she would engage this guy in conversation I think it will be a 5 hour energy shot and rally. i have been trying to sleep for a couple hours and no go
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  • Were they making loud kissy noises?
  • no just lots of loud talking and laughing. the phrase "my ex wife" should not have gotten the guy anywhere but somehow it did.
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  • That sounds hellish.  Just power through the sleepiness.  You'll get waves of delirium from time to time, but those pass after a bit.
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  • Oh, that would make me miserable.  Did you say anything to them?  Ordinarily I'm a lovely person, but once my sleep is disrupted, my biitchiness knows no bounds. I'll try my best to be as entertaining as possible - maybe that'll keep you awake.
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  • Would a pregnant lady cage match keep you awake?
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  • Ali says I'm always talking random stuff so I probably won't even notice if you're not all there.
  • Would a pregnant lady cage match keep you awake? I should warn you, I'm a pretty scrappy fighter. 
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  • My ego always writes checks my body can't cash.  Never been in a fight.  I'll take your word on that, Scrappy :)  Plus, I think the Four Seasons is the wrong venue for a cage match.
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  • Hey all. Just so you know I will be wearing a long sleeved black and white mod style dress.
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  • One of you foffers better bring a camera.
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  • Benevolent Moderator Cali, I have two cameras with me, plus a camera phone for back up.  Only total technology failure will keep us from capturing this convergence of awesome.
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  • Her camera lies!  I'm really only 1/8 Native AmericanI look like I've spent two weeks in the carib!
  • mod style dress.how appropriate!
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