My H is at home, but yet somehow he is unable to figure out if we have white ceiling paint the painter guy can use. So he calls me. Because I can figure this out better than he can while I'm at work 15 miles away? The guy doing the painting is the one who bought the paint, so I'm really unsure of how I'm the expert in this situation. Ai yi yi.

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