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groomz and calie

why you guys gotta leave me at the state fair with no ride to my car?  we purposefully left it in that little town on the way down and then you guys LEFT ME there; you didn't even tell me you were leaving.  I got engrossed in that one minature food exhibit with all the little mechanical sauces and the next thing I knew, you guys were gone.sadness.
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Re: groomz and calie

  • FIND YOUR OWN WAY HOME.I'm sorry.  That was really inconsiderate of us.  I'm sure we had a good reason -- like we were distracted by funnel cakes or something.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • Did you not see the tent with the sign that said "$10 dollars to See the Man with Two Penises?"  I was working there the whole time.  One of the penises was mine and the other belonged to whoever gives me $10.I was busy working!!!
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  • I, too, have a complaint about Cali. I TOLD you I was using those apples for my mashed potatoes and yet you insisted on making another apple sculpture with them. Hezz already arranged some of them on a platter all artistically and I really needed what was left for my ressypee.Thank god Alyckz was there in his sharp little suit, toddling around showing off his pictures of his ancestors, to keep us all distracted.
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  • Well Moo, if you had been paying attention, you would have known that Hezz and I were having an apple sculpting competition.  That's why I bought the apples in the first place.  Just because you decided you were going to put them in your mashed potatoes does not make them yours.  Thank goodness for Aelixcks being there to calm your rage.
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