Crotchpheasant

wingedbride

I just found out that our office hired a firm to audit our productivity.This is going to suck, isn't it?

noisy_penguin

More importantly, this is going to suck for AFSB.

CaliopeSpidrman

I guess it's time for you to start looking for a new job in Portland.

wingedbride

I heard the job of At Home Wife would transfer well from any city.

PDXPhotoGrl

You're going to have a Productivity Czar?

noisy_penguin

"I hear you've been missing a lot of work lately Winged.""Well, I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob."

wingedbride

I will try to hold the job well pdx.

ChristinS

I heard the job of At Home Wife would transfer well from any city. I can vouch for this Winged. Also, you'll want to take up some at least marginally profitable hobby.

wingedbride

I am not at all talented at anything.Maybe I should make a website that tells you how far into a movie you see boobs.

KristenBtobe

I think that website already exists. Maybe you can do one about peen though.

wingedbride

ha, it does. I was alluding to Knocked Up.

CaliopeSpidrman

How about you start a blog called "It smells like farts"?

wingedbride

I better ask Donkey how to get advertising then.

noisy_penguin

You should go to various cupcake places and ask them for donations to your belly while also pitching your freelancing skillz to them, and if they don't give you free stuff or hire you, you can write up a terrible review of them on your blog, and tell everyone that their cupcakes smell like farts.

Knottie_22382080

Don't forget you need to get professional photos taken of you and your H (maybe the cat too) at least once a year, more if you do anything out of the ordinary.