Plan B?

salimoo

I can't imagine actually following through on a bet that involves taking someone's house, even if it's their second house or whatever.

wingedbride

Where do the condoms disappear to? I am so confused. Apparently, I have boring, plain sex.Does it go inside you?

PDXPhotoGrl

I had it happen in college and was too stupid to be very worried about it.Basically, the condom comes off while thrusting and then on subsequent thrusts gets crammed in up by the cervix.

salimoo

Yeah, generally it gets wedged up there. Could be an ill-fitting condom, not enough lube, or just plain bad luck.

.MrsBailey.

That was what happened in my case winged.

Kamikaze3

Ah, missed the original post about the trip. Sounds like it could not have gone better. The Hawaii house story makes it even more wonderful.

wingedbride

ay chihuahua

CaliopeSpidrman

My experience was due to the condom breaking.  This is what happens when you trust 18 year old boys to put condoms on correctly.

AngieP900

When I was younger, I used to not believe that the condom fell off. I also used to not believe "it accidently went in the wrong hole". I am a believer now.

salimoo

I can say I've never actually had it happen to be, but that's just because I so rarely used condoms in the past (I've had two monogamous relationships in just under 10 years and the first one was when I lost my virginity, and I was on the pill, so don't judge me!). So now I'm hyper-aware of all of this stuff. I'm sure statistically, it's pretty common, but I had kind of hoped it was just a myth.Thanks for ruining my delusions, Mo. *sigh*

ftnups

Did anyone else get thrusted this weekend? 'CAUSE I WANT TO KNOW!

MadameS

Like I said Moo, we live in different worlds. As a teen, he was sent to live all over the world on summer break. From junior high to high school. It is some rich people thing...begins with an "I". But I can't remember the term for it. He and about 5 friends would go abroad with a grad student and live in another country for a couple months, parent free.As a teen, I was sent to band camp for a week where we had color wars and wacky hat day. Immersion studies? I think.

wingedbride

perv

modb1rd

I love my husband very much but christ Mo you have my dream guy. at least on paper.

salimoo

Oh I'm not judging, I'm saying the same thing you are, totally different worlds. Like, I could imagine myself saying "I'll bet you my car in this hand of poker/game of golf/whatever" but in my world, and in probably many of our worlds, it's never something that would be collected. Blows my mind.I plead the fifth, Fitty.

ftnups

I'll take that as a yes, wing'd.

modb1rd

i don't think you can plead the fifth unless it is a crime. Spill it Moodle. :-D

MadameS

So basically, i don't know anything about his bank accounts or investments, other than they exist. and his parents are crazy-loaded. which never means much to me because I was raised with Every Man For Himself mentality. But I get the impression there is some sort of trickle down What's Ours is Yours mentality that I'll never understand. I just don't want to ask how it works, because it's not mine.At our last dinner, I confided that not only do I have student loan debt, but I had to take my dad to court to get him to pony up his part. I think I blew his mind.

MadameS

Oh, and in other Birth Control Bloopers, my friend had her nuva ring come off on her boyfriend's peen. We call it the ring toss incident of '08.

.MrsBailey.

my friend had her nuva ring come off on her boyfriend's peenThis is the reason I have stuck with the pill.

salimoo

That is my fear with the nuvaring! I don't understand how that doesn't happen more often.Mod, I just have a thing going on with a friend of mine. Casual, but a lot of fun. And I spent the night there Friday. And, um, every Friday for the past month and a half, with the exception of the weekend I was in FL.

MadameS

Way to go moosley! I always say the best way to get over an old boyfriend is to get a new one. I think you can get over an ExH that way too.

cmc714

I'm a filthy hussy too, had to take it in HS, didn't have any side effects really. And lolzz at the "ring toss incident".

_Fenton

Go to PP!  There are pharmacists all over the place who won't give it out for religious reasons.  Better to just hit PP and not risk dealing with those people.Half the world has HPV; you don't have to be hookin' to get it.  Very easy.  Mark my words.

mashedpotato

everyone has it, don't bother getting tested.

lindsayll

Agreed that HPV is not worth getting tested for, if you're sexually active and over the age of 25, you've probably already got it.  And actually the same goes for the Herp.  1 in 5 people are carriers, and only about 20% of those people are symptomatic and know they have it.  And you can get it anyway, even if you use a condom and don't lose it.

_Fenton

Lindsay, Mashed is doing one of those sarcastic inside joke things. But I do think a lot of people probably do have it and don't even know it.

CaliopeSpidrman

I go camping a lot, so I'm pretty sure I'm free and clear.

Novemberrocks

Never tried plan B, but I did have a lost condom incident once - that was not fun at all.  I think the problem I had (and I'm guessing it wasn't Mo's problem) was that the guy thought he was better endowed than he really was.  Disappointing on so many levels.

lindsayll

Bajingobuzzard.  I hate it when I get all Captain Serious about something that has gone over my head.