smiling too much?

tastyburger

ooh, bahamas!  lucky fuucktard family.I should have at least discreetly upturned the corners of my mouth.  I look like I should be shaving off my eyebrows and inking them on two inches higher and getting a teardrop tattoo on my cheek in the near future.  I hate using it.

ftnups

I look like I should be shaving off my eyebrows and inking them on two inches higher and getting a teardrop tattoo on my cheek in the near future.This made me do a jiggly sniffly laugh. Hilarious.

tastyburger

I like making you to a jiggly laugh.maybe someday when I'm feeling self-depreciating I will scan it in and show it off a little.  : )

noisy_penguin

When we went to get Will's passport picture taken he was only 10 months old, so one of us had to hold him, but we couldn't be in the picture with him, so they put a sheet over my head. And Will kept pulling it off and laughing, he thought we were playing peekaboo. And the woman was insistent on him not smiling, so she took about 15 pictures until she got one of him not grinning or turning around to pull the sheet off my head. Of course, then I got my picture taken, and my hair was all weird because I'd had a sheet put on and taken off of my head 10 times.Have an awesome time in the Bahamas!

ftnups

I wonder what this goofy stuff is about not smiling? It doesn't even make sense. Why would they care if you're smiling?

ftnups

And thanks! I am so excited. Except for the flying part. Uff.

notquiteblushing

They told me not to smile either.  Something about facial recognition software.

ftnups

Well someone should let the State Dept know. I think it's a vast conspiracy by Walgreens and Kinko's employees to make everyone look terrible in their passport photos.

mrstarawalsh

He's autistic. Most def. Duh. Too cute!

KristenBtobe

tarawalsh, you appear to be pregnant with a tractor. Congrats!

FallinAgain

Dear Tarawalsh:  Do you mean Raisinet, assuming that you are calling your fetus the candy made from raisIns? Possibly, you mean raisinette, if you mean to call is a small black person who smells bad (Urbandictionary tells me)?  Or maybe you mean actually call it a little justification?

Knottie_22382080

Tarawalsh, I was wonderin hte same thing.  Is it also a perhaps misspelling of raison d'etre?  I realize I maybe thinking too much with that one.

_Fenton

At the top of this page, my browser is telling me:"This page is in Danish.  Translate it using Google Toolbar."Then my options are "Translate" and "Never Translate Danish."Obviously this post =/= Danish.  I want to see what happens when I click translate, but I wanted to post this in case everything turns into gibberish and I can't use the knot anymore.

_Fenton

No change.  I'm kind of disappointed.