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I hereby submit my entry to be filed under "You really thought that was a good idea to share with people you haven't seen since 1996?"The big D has been spoken....Divorce such a dirty word....But right now I had to lay it on the lineand a response from some dude:___ does this mean we can party more often?

Re: FB

  • wait, what what whaaat?  we'll get to 'some dude' in a moment, but have I totally missed something or is there something going on right now?  are you okay?  
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  • An old co-worker of mine friended me. She posts a lot about her impending divorce. It makes me rather uncomfortable. I like her and all, but we were never even vaguely close. I don't really feel like I should have such an intimate knowledge of her life.

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  • ::pets Tasty's pretty hairs::  there there, Tasty...I think your distress over your missing Buffy DVDs has scrambled your brains ;)
  • I should C&P any one of my brothers FB updates. But I am too embarassed. They should be filed under "Things you should never post ever"
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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • NOT ME!!!This is a girl's status from Facebook that I haven't seen since graduation, was a bit surprised to get her friend request, and now I have to be confronted with her marital issues.So not me!  Sorry!
  • Oh Angie, you know the rules.
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • am I being intellectually disabled?  forgetful?  oh well, I apologize if so.  I'll just sit here on the Monday couch for a while until someone decides to explain this to me. oh.  wait.  I think I just figured it out.  It's not "vinny's entry" even though she said "my entry".  she means tossing an odd fb update into the ring.  am I close?  
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  • OK Bob, but only because we share a mutual love for South Park. I picked one that was fairly mild. If you can read it without your eyeballs exploding due to lack of punctuation I commend you. why does my penis act like a divining rod for trashy women seriously I've been with only one women who I would consider for marriage in the last 6 years and she doesn't want kids all the others want kids but they make me ill and perhaps scratchy.
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  • omg. I'm so sorry.
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • Whoa Angiepoo. That's one of the better ones?

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  • Yep. I'm not the most normal person but really. And we do in fact share the same mother and father.
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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • This just makes me think of the unfortunate "Likes" where the girl mentions finally changing her status to single and a guy was all "Awww yeah" until she pointed out it was because her fiance was killed in a car accident.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • Whoa, Angie - he seriously wrote that?  AND, it was a mild one? I don't know why I'm stunned by people's fb entries, but I still am. 
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  • I'm stunned that I'm not FB friends with you guys.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • I was looking through some of my FB pictures earlier and realized that one of my friends recently deleted her account...so all of the pictures where she had commented or asked a question and I responded, now look like I'm talking to myself
  • Maybe if your all good I'll post one a week.
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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • Some status update gems from a crazy girl I went to HS with:______ motivation whats that especially on a really crappy day...its cold windy rainy...and ive finally figured out y my tummy has been hurting for 3 days now...is wondering if the possibilities in my life are the ones i really want to take or should i just... cut my losses now? thinking bout my life and the ppl in it..who do i want in my life and who is holding me back? n e thoughts?______hello you fool i love you come on join the joyride. join the joyride. had to take a happy pill. honestly havent had to take one in a long time and today im irritated and frankly really stressed out...She also posts the same post several times over.  And based on time stamps and changes in the specific text but not the overall message, it's not a FB glitch.
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  • Yes please. My brother is boring and only posts status updates about sports and my niece.

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  • Ooh, I missed this gem from the same girl:______ is lookin for a Sugar Daddy since her hubby is a cheater
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