I had a dream the other night that my H was having dinner with Sam Raimi and someone else of notoriety because they were working together on something (maybe my H was going to be Bruce Campbell's stand-in?). I came over to the table and my H introduced me to them. Then he said, "Sam invited us to go out with him and his wife. Interested?" In my dream, Sam Raimi was married to Kate Winslet (she's married to a Sam, just not this one, so kudos to my sleepy brain to getting close). I had visions of hanging out with Kate, going to premieres, dressing in pretty dresses. It was going to be awesome.Then I woke up. BOO. Stupid reality ruined my friendship with Kate.

"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton