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Tasty

How did the doctor appointment go?P.S.  You aren't my bear.
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"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton

Re: Tasty

  • blerg.  blerg.  blerrrrg.  she said I'm an awesome human being that rocks and deserves only positive and kind words from her friends.everything seemed to work itself out down there.  if it happens again, I will go right away.  promise.  my only problem now is that it's looking like I"m going to ovulate whilst in STL.  I trust one of yous wouldn't mind trying to knock me up?  H suggested filling a turkey baster and packing it along for the trip, but some how I don't think that will work.
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  • Too bad Groomz won't be there. Or have Twan's baby!
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • BobLoblaw.  You whore down the road.  Took the words right outta my mouth.
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  • Just do the sex in the drop-off area of the airport right before you go. Even if you aren't flying.
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  • Tasty and the turkey baster were making babies in the closet and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • oh.  hrm.  this is awkward.  I was actually hoping it could be you, Bethie.  I want to ensure my child's literacy.
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  • Warning: my baby will surely have my love of bacon and In n Out burgers.
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • Too bad Groomz won't be there.As much as I'm sure Groomz loves us all, I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to put his thing in any of our things.

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  • well in a month when I'm stuffing burger-fried-bacon nuggets down my gullet, we'll know who's responsible.and Kristen, I tried to talk him into letting me put him up at a hotel so I can just call him when I need his cokc, but he has to work this weekend.
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  • The old lady at the end of this commercial was based on Bethie:[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA0H9IiQ2QU[/url]
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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