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Has anyone ever

eaten so many sour patch kids that they seared the top of their tongue and mouth off which consequently made eating even peanut butter toast painful? No? Definitely not me either.
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Re: Has anyone ever

  • No, or salt and vinegar chips either.
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  • I definitely didn't do this last weekend.

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  • candies tend to do that to me in general.  I have a very soft pallette.  captain crunch is a vicious mistress.  so delicious but my tongue/pallatte goes thru a shredder when I eat it.
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  • Let me just make a general PSA that Cap'n Crunch and Sour Patch Kids should NEVER EVER be purchased in the same grocery shopping trip. No matter how good they look. Just something I've heard is a bad idea. Yeah ... ::whistles::
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  • Never. A similar situation has also never occurred with Captain Crunch.
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  • Tasty we are totally tandem biking all over AFSB today!
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  • never. on a related note, i have never manged to bite my lip so many times during one meal that i drew blood and thus, ate everything with salt in it in pain for the next 3 days.
  • I love peanut butter crunch. It does it to me every time though.

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  • Sour Patch Kids, Watermelons, and Cherries have been my pregnancy binge candy.  I want to eat all the sour patch candies in the world.
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  • Sour Patch Kids are the only thing keeping me from a mental break down today.
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  • For this reason, I haven't had any sour patch kids since week 26.  I've found that Swedish Fish are safer. Perhaps we should bring a class action suit against Sour Patch Kids - there should be a warning on the package. 
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  • I've certainly never done that with sour skittles, sour punch straws, sour patch kids, and sour belts all on separate occasions.
  • Mmmm peanut butter.
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  • I also don't constantly poke at my ripped up palette with my tongue after eating a bunch of Sour Patch Kids.
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  • ewww Cali, thats nasty.  I have never done that either.
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  • Nope. I definitely don't do this on at least a monthy basis with both sour patch kids and salt and vinegar chips. I also never rip up my mouth with tootsie pops either.
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  • ::shifty eyes::  Nope, never done this... ever... why, what have you heard? Also (a la mulva) I've never bit my cheek while eating, then proceeded to bite it again multiple times because the first bite made it a little swollen and I keep forgetting to chew carefully. This has also never made my eyes water so badly that it looked like I was crying.

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  • I totally didn't eat an entire bag of Fritos Scoops by myself the other night and spent most of the next morning on the toilet. Nope. No way.
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  • I did not read this post while wincing and running my tongue over my soft palate, being ever so glad I didn't buy those half-price sour patch kids, and then cut the shiit out of my mouth with a popsicle. No way Jose!
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  • Honestly, I think a lot of you are lying and have done some of this stuff.
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  • Christin stirs the pot.  I love it.
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