I wonder

cmc714

I guess I'll take crappy Northeast winters over earthquakes, tornados, and hurricanes.

mashedpotato

I'll stay here with you, cmc.

tastyburger

I shall put on my snowshoes and join you both.

the_mulva

you people and your kookey cold winters. Look, I may drown in my attic, but at least I won't be pasty white when it happens.

sparrowsocks

I've experienced all kinds of nature in VA.  But it's always mild.  We get tornados, hurricanes occasionally, snow from time to time, and even an earthquake or two.  Last year we even had a fire.  But I'd rather have a tornado or snow.