Our wedding was this weekend and everything went swimmingly.
Near the end of the night, the banquet manager asked if we would be willing to sell the centerpieces to golf course. Hell yes we'll sell them!
The banquet lady knocked the last keg and the wine bottle corkage fees off the bill, which translates to ~620 (including tip+tax). I had $450 worth of materials into them.
(PIB, if you're curious.)
Hot dog!